Dad Speaks For First Time In 7 Years To Ask If Anyone Has Seen Tape Measure

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and to order a simple burger

Also asks 'where's my pencil' with pencil through teeth. :)

If he hadn't talked in 7 years, it was clearly a medical problem. And you terrible people are laughing.

The second thing he said was to tell his dead beat son to start packing and move out of the basement. Apparently there's a past 7yr old super glue your dads mouth shut tik tok challenge that most missed out on when it didn't go viral...

JessSpillsPaint

gladjonas

And for Gods sake who changed the thermostat!

OMFG 😂

“Nevermind, I found it.”

Chilling

'ape

I am 5’9. :)

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Also the 10mm socket

That was my dad, except it was to ask to please pass the salt and pepper.

Next: who changed the thermostat

Gotta measure some social distance.

Wife tells him, 'Shut up already, do you ever stop talking?'

🤣🤣

Before you cut, measure once , measure twice then measure again.

This speaks to me.

check the closet

troypatterson19 our dads

Goals

did he take his son to home depot

Epic

“ It may not be big around, but it is short”

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