Vol 56 Issue 26, Family

Vol 56 Issue 26, Family

Dad Speaks For First Time In 7 Years To Ask If Anyone Has Seen Tape Measure

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7/2/2020 10:16:00 PM

Dad Speaks For First Time In 7 Years To Ask If Anyone Has Seen Tape Measure

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and to order a simple burger Also asks 'where's my pencil' with pencil through teeth. :) If he hadn't talked in 7 years, it was clearly a medical problem. And you terrible people are laughing. The second thing he said was to tell his dead beat son to start packing and move out of the basement. Apparently there's a past 7yr old super glue your dads mouth shut tik tok challenge that most missed out on when it didn't go viral...

JessSpillsPaint gladjonas And for Gods sake who changed the thermostat! OMFG 😂 “Nevermind, I found it.” Chilling 'ape I am 5’9. :) AIR1061FM RadioClaireMc Also the 10mm socket That was my dad, except it was to ask to please pass the salt and pepper. Next: who changed the thermostat Gotta measure some social distance.

Wife tells him, 'Shut up already, do you ever stop talking?' This speaks to me. Before you cut, measure once , measure twice then measure again. 🤣🤣 check the closet Goals troypatterson19 our dads “ It may not be big around, but it is short” Epic did he take his son to home depot

Playtime with Dad May Help Kids Improve Their Self-Control, Study SaysRead about a new review, which found that dads are more inclined to engage in physical play with their young children, which may help them to better control themselves as they grow older.

Jade Goody's son Bobby Brazier, 17, towers above dad Jeff as drive around EssexJade Goody's son Bobby Brazier was seen heading out for a drive around his native Essex with his dad Jeff Brazier

TikTok Is Loving the Bond Between This Very Sweet Dad and His Pride Flag'I wanted to make sure our neighbors knew we were very tolerant of everybody.' 🌈 KellyClarksonTV

Hassan Mead Speaks Up About the Racism He Deals With in the U.S.“All I can do is be myself—because their fear is about themselves, it’s not about me.” HassyHass35 HassyHass35 Gimme a break... Stick to running.

Paris Jackson opens up about her sexuality and dad Michael Jackson's reactionParis Jackson, daughter of Michael Jackson, has opened up about her private life in a new Facebook series with boyfriend Gabriel Glenn

Prince Harry Speaks Out Against Institutional Racism: It Has 'No Place' In Society“My wife said recently that our generation and the ones before us haven’t done enough to right the wrongs of the past. I too am sorry,” the Duke of Susse... He is his wife..poor chap, Source Facts Lies Matter