Turnip2020 😢 🦠
It got into the most powerful man on planet!
SCREAMING
SAD.
Monday:
Coronavirus intrigued by the aroma of fried food in the air.
This one is going to blow up.
Speaker Pelosi: 'Stand back and stand by!'
how long have y’all been sitting on this one
Notice, the White House is very white...
Like the Tardis?
But then saw Trump's ass was absolutely bigger than previously believed.
The Russian clap said I thought was it was bigger too.
Is the Christmas decorations up yet
Thats not the first time someone's said that about Trump's assets.
However, Coronavirus pronounced itself satisfied with its lodgings in Trump's lungs.
lol
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cub_nation86
Y'all having a field day with this one LMAOOOO
Fact: if you don’t test in the White House you won’t have any cases in the White House! Problem solved!
outofcontroljb I think it's amazing that can still come up with satire when everything out of the WH is totally insane. ❤️
If only...
Kline The dream is over. Please cure this disease.
It has yet to find the courage to knock on Stephen Miller's door. COVID: 'I'm not going in there!'
It’s true. I did.
Trump decorated it to make it look smaller. It makes it a less good Target for terrorists and people who compare the size of things.
Viruses don't have feelings. They are reproducing killing machines that don't know the difference between a white or pink house.
unRealMaryTrump
Oh shit the virus can think now were in trouble. I don't think theres any point to wearing a mask now that the virus can think
It got invited as Jr’s girlfriend’s guest.
Same with Graceland.
I know the feeling.
Basement can barely hide The Trump Family.
Trump's small hands makes everything look bigger.
There’s a bunker. Did it see that?
A while back, a Middle Eastern diplomat, when visiting the WhiteHouse remarked, '...you have a very modest home...' or some such quip... that was when oil was $100 a barrel.
patricklee6669 Like this?
Corona needs to reexamine its absolutely RIDICULOUS standards.
😂
As one of our greatest Americans said, “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.'
what kind of maggot virus would try to reach the president
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