Science, Archaeology, History, Vol 54 Issue 16

Science, Archaeology

Controversial Theory Suggests Aliens May Have Built Ancient Egypt’s Intergalactic Spaceport

Controversial Theory Suggests Aliens May Have Built Ancient Egypt’s Intergalactic Spaceport

4/10/2020 5:44:00 AM

Controversial Theory Suggests Aliens May Have Built Ancient Egypt’s Intergalactic Spaceport

CAIRO—Claiming that one of the world’s most famous and iconic historic structures couldn’t have been constructed using the resources available at the time, proponents of a controversial new theory suggested this week that aliens may have built Egypt’s ancient intergalactic spaceport. “Archaeologists say the Great Starport of Philopator was built by slaves, but it’s hard to believe that ancient humans could have dragged those zero-point energy generators and quantum vacuum storage toroids across the landscape with flax-fiber ropes and palm logs,” said “Ancient Astronaut Architect” advocate Bryan Miller, adding that, despite what history books tell us, at least half the technology used to create Cairo’s 500-zettawatt interstellar launch complex likely didn’t even exist a century before the birth of Christ. “Even if they had the tools in the Pharaonic era, the evidence overwhelmingly suggests that humans didn’t have the grasp of transtemporal quantum entanglement, 3-manifold-model nesting universes, or haplophase antimatter required to build 40-story docking stations from hard light. Society wants us to believe it was man-made, but just take one look at the Egyptians’ heptaxial Alcubierre drives and you know someone from ‘Out There’ was helping us.” Miller added that the theory is basically confirmed when you consider that the spaceport’s primary landing strips align perfectly with the three interdimensional portals in the constellation Sagittarius.

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Actually the Chinese built it. The aliens only paid the deposit. Monthly repayments were made from spaceport fees, taxes and merchandise. FactCheck Migrant labor does the heavy lifting, as usual. This isn't up for debate. If you think otherwise, you are wrong. I knew it. Ok is supposed to be hyperbolic, wtf, just gonna report on the facts now?

that doesn't make sense FO with this delusional shit! No shit? “May”. knows something the specialist public doesn’t know. nah they used like ropes an stuff EastinDeverna Pph, lunacy, with some slaves and elbow grease scientists estimate that it would only take 20 years to complete construction of the supercomputers and mechanical superstructures

Fake news, no scientific evidences said Like Charlton Heston “let my people go” aliens or anal probe aliens? Go on. . . . Theory? Yall mfers kill me every time the world is a minutely better place with yall in it 👍🏾 elonmusk please confirm Sitchin suggested so That’s a pretty bold statement. I’d like to see the evidence first before making any conclusions.

That's just scratching the surface. We do not speak about our reptilian alien overlords, but when we do, we say GlobalWarming is for their sake. The Egyptians have no hieroglyphs of them even building the pyramids, or having the equivalent tools to do so. Ancient astronaut theorists say yes There was a long documentary on this very thing actually:

'Earth. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.' This theory is false. We built it. The aliens just dug a few ditches and bitched about the desert heat. Ugh, fake news! Everyone knows the spaceport was built by lizard men. It’s just common knowledge. Did they build the Interstellar Customs Regulations too? I have been TRYING to get OFF this planet for four years now and I keep getting stopped over a FOUR-OUNCE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO, OF ALL THINGS.

Big if true. could be possible.... I can see why that would be controversial

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