I got so used to false alarms due to Trump daily tweets, I totally forgot about The Onion. Sorry.
Oops...rolled through my Twitter feed too fast before I realized this was satire. My bad. 😏
Did a consultant ever fix anything ever ? Didn’t think so.
Will setting aside more money for the consulting firm will make them lazy, and not willing to go back to work?
This is literally how it works.
Ha!
trinaannamae
This can’t be the onion... it hits too close to home here
As a former consultant, this cuts close to the bone
And they would fire someone for not making that recommendation.
You just gave away the secret of every business school
I’ve been consulting corona to see if it’s worth getting or not
The McKinsey business model.
colincampbell This isn’t the Onion, it’s real life.
DahiiBhalla
'This is not the time to make crazy choices like going with our competitors.'
Good strategy really
Me when I finally start a consulting business 😂
Shit, this is exactly how the Australian LNP Party works!! Many things said in jest huh!!👍🤯
Love it Onion
This is what PeteButtigieg did for a living before politics
So they can do stuff
😂 convenient
luanacrfreitas
Did anyone consult with The Bobs on this?
Better have another consulting firm do a year-long study on that 6 month recommendation...
ILCallaway Only 6? They're slipping!
So that's how it works.
MyshkinFool shazzar1104 one for your team here 😂
azizaazul
Assuming a linear theory of time, that's 12 months less than will actually be needed. But, of course, as a consultant, I can bend time, but will need another 6 months to do that.
This is not parody. This is exactly how it works.
From despairinc
As far as they’ve explained, they haven’t let me down yet.
I don't see the satire, .
'consulting firm on million dollar contract recommends job cuts'
Lol.. gainful employment
curious_twitt brianLG95303116
And bump up to the Platinum Package, worth every cent.
that Mayor Pete advice
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