Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It
WASHINGTON—Following days of partisan gridlock over its emergency economic stimulus plan, Congress announced sweeping new legislation Wednesday that would place $1,200 into trust funds for each individual American until they have proved they’re actually responsible enough to handle it. “We’ve given this a lot of thought and decided that instead of mailing out checks, we will put this money into 330 million separate accounts that you’ll be able to access when you’re a little bit older and can show you’ve developed some real maturity,” Senate Finance Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) said as he sought to assure the nation that one day the U.S. populace would thank both houses of Congress for choosing to handle its historic $2 trillion relief plan in this way. “Now, don’t look so glum. We know you want to have it now, but it took us quite a bit of negotiating to get this money together, and we want to make sure you aren’t just going to run out and blow it all on a bunch of stuff you don’t need. So, keep your nose out of trouble, and one day this fund will be there waiting for you when you want it for something really important.” At press time, Grassley explained how multinational corporation Boeing could receive money from the federal government anytime it wanted because it had already won over lawmakers by generously spending so much money since its last bailout on donations to congressional campaigns.Advertisement Read more: The Onion
Should do that And a $1,500 processing fee to get the check. My $600 Bush Stimulus check still refuses to be cashed until I grow the hell up. _cingraham LindseyGrahamSC I promise I won’t buy 3 PS4’s. I was just joking Bailouts are Socialism for the Rich... and the workhouse for the poorest In Covid We Trust
U.S. 'Disappointed' In Afghan Leadership, Will Slash $1 Billion In Aid, Pompeo SaysSecretary of State Mike Pompeo says the U.S. will slash $1 billion in aid to Afghanistan. The inability of its leaders to resolve their impasse had harmed relations and dishonored those who had sacrificed their lives for the country, he said. Like we don’t have enough to worry about realDonaldTrump War time President HA more like starting war realDonaldTrump Then he should stop playing politics and a 500 billion slush fund for trump. It is just that simple! Slash aid to everyone! My sons make minimum wage. Why are they supporting a government that wants them dead with their tax dollars? This shit needs to change
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Afghanistan Will Ask U.S. to Rethink $1 Billion Cut to AidSecretary of State Mike Pompeo announced the deep cut after he failed to broker a diplomatic deal during a trip to Kabul meant to inject new momentum into the U.S.’s efforts to extricate itself from the war in Afghanistan. Why? Bad timing Just kiss trump’s ass. Works every time
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