Concerns About Nuclear Iran Grow After Periodic Table Poster Spotted In Tehran High School

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WASHINGTON—After he had pored over the results of a recent reconnaissance mission, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo expressed growing concerns Wednesday over Iran’s nuclear program, citing a photograph that plainly revealed a poster of the periodic table hanging in a Tehran high school. “One of our surveillance drones has infiltrated a training facility in the Islamic Republic and found what appears to be a complete and accurate chart of the chemical elements, including all the ones used in the production of nuclear arms,” said Pompeo during a press conference in which he declared that Iran had shown “a flagrant disrespect for international law” by obtaining a visual representation of the elements and their respective atomic numbers, atomic weights, and commonly accepted abbreviations. “Where did they get this? We have reason to believe every atom may be on here, and how long does it take to get from atoms to an atom bomb? These Iranians are operating in a laboratory stocked with test tubes, protective goggles, Bunsen burners, you name it. What’s more, our intelligence indicates they are experimenting with these chemicals under the guidance of a chemistry expert and writing down their observations. For the sake of global security, we must assume these young people are busy creating weapons-grade uranium—an element, by the way, that is included right there in plain sight on this chart.” At press time, Pompeo had called for a full-scale preemptive assault on the training facility after learning the building contained a separate room in which Iranian youths were allegedly preparing for combat by doing pushups, climbing ropes, and running relay races.

WASHINGTON—After he had pored over the results of a recent reconnaissance mission, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo expressed growing concerns Wednesday over Iran’s nuclear program, citing a photograph that plainly revealed a poster of the periodic table hanging in a Tehran high school.

“Where did they get this? We have reason to believe every atom may be on here, and how long does it take to get from atoms to an atom bomb? These Iranians are operating in a laboratory stocked with test tubes, protective goggles, Bunsen burners, you name it. What’s more, our intelligence indicates they are experimenting with these chemicals under the guidance of a chemistry expert and writing down their observations.

 

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According to treaty the radioactive elements should be blacked out....

Ahhh, ehen I wS in school in Illinois in the 70s they posted and taught yhe periodic table! It's called science for those on the right who forgot under Trump.

Don’t worry. Biden will send Hunter in to sort this all out.

'We found proof of what could only be maleficent chemicals in the training facility's cafeteria. Apparently, they were trying to breed a race of superior super nuclear soldiers by force feeding 'green beans' to trainees.'

In english.

Iran is one of the most impressive countries ever. Kidding aside. During the Zoroastrian period and after it, Iran always made a sizably positive impact to architecture, mathematics, science and technology.

Why are there still schools in iran I thought our drones were fixing that

What’s Biden’s plan for this?

JoeBiden needs to take some action right now

More concern was raised about their military tactics after a Karate Kid 3 movie poster was discovered

Dude, they got the entire last period! When I was in school they had a periodic system so old that it didn't even had the ones discovered in the 90's

Average Joe's response..

Jesus! 😂😂😂

If Israel agreed to ban nuclear weapons...would Iran also agree?

You’re joking

NegarMortazavi P-o-m-p-e-o is such a moron that you can easily believe such things being evaporated from his evil brain! You may be able to wake up someone who is really asleep, but you never can awaken a person who pretends to be asleep.

Israel is a Terrorists...

😂😂😂

Yes, let's joke about a country that is legitimately trying to obtain nuclear weapons while simultaneously promising to wipe Israel off the map. Nothing to see there...

This is not good now they might figure out there’s more than 40 elements!

Seriously? A periodic table poster on a school wall Well, that escalated quickly. 🤣

Here students were enriching uranium to attack USA but suddenly their professor showed up and said calm down guys calm down. We have signed JCPA

But turns out it’s not about plutonium, it’s about time travel. Some Tenet shit.

Irrefutable evidence of malicious intent. As evident in the pic, they've massively extended the inert & noble parts of the Per. Table, but r hiding it behind a white projection screen when inspectors visit.

And what the white screen is for?! What they wanna project? OMG they are surely brewing something evil against peace loving USA and Israel!

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