Community Of Losers Comes Together To Clean Graffiti Off Multinational Banking Conglomerate

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greenhousegoth I know there are a lot of different shades of white out there at Sherman Williams, but wouldn’t it just be easier to paint it...🙃 Work smarter not harder😂😂😂

boberedd They don’t even know Grammar! It would be “come together” MORONS!

Histhisthist fake

PissPisstie Antifas want war, be ready to fire back.

This is to make fun of people who would get mad about cleaning up graffiti, right?

Try again

Paradox_PoKe When you take a photo of yourself doing illegal activities

You heard it here first folks, is giving you free reign to loot whatever goodies they have in their office and to smash the place up real good.

they don't miss

marleyllikebob

The shade is in the backpack. 👀

JordanUhl Oh no! Those poor banks. I can't believe they've been... painted on. And what's more sad is that there are free laborers willing to serve that bank instead of working in solidarity with this country's people.

the bank has enough profits to clean graffiti off all the cities buildings. Go clean your neighborhood streets

Andischa99 Is the onion just a news website now

COVID-19 failed to stop us, look what happened now. Time to get the big guns for this worthless species:

JordanUhl

stacyherbert I can, I can believe this. Maybe a little detail formed from one of the many elite rehab facilities.

The world has gone to shit when even the Onion is right

MarlowNYC The best way is to never paint it on in the first place.

JordanUhl When did the onion start telling actual news?

connperignon I dont get this joke

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EmilyGorcenski What. This is... this actually just real life reporting. Satire has caught up to the onion. The end is near.

magic_trains This isn’t even satire tho, this is Justice a real headline

This is basically simping

I love this

Goblin_Pants thank you

The Onion is the most important media organization in America.

Wait a minute this isn't satire, It's just the news

EmilyGorcenski You know things are messed up when the onion starts reporting real news.

slackbastard I don't know how many times I've told you guys but your news is supposed to be fake. This is 💯 accurate. Lift your game guys.

EmilyGorcenski this isn't even satire this is just real sdlfksdj

MarlowNYC 🤣🤣🤣

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SailorTurnee At least Dog Piss as the decency to dry and go away

the protest was about racist cops, not your stupid socialist pet project that keeps failing

Lmfao this isn't satire

RoseCityAntifa Where's the LIE

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it ain't satire tho...

KGLlewellyn Onion is on our side now too omg

mcmansionhell The Fjallraven backpack I am DEAD

Lol !

BolshevikPotato 😂

I thought you guys were satire

tiredalysa the kanken is taking me out lmaooo

Sandernista412 it’s been really great watching the onion radicalize over the years

nomoniker_ Love ya but was a photo of little blond girl cleaning up the only one you had?

stacyherbert Freedom BBQ held inside Mercedes Benz of Oakland... bbq vandals protest2020 destruction supercars Mercedes oakland Californiariots

Damn... The Onion's got no chill

DesiJed michrepetto

Wait but this isn’t fake news

Thats it you've lost your satire credentials!

RichardKeppler1 PlugInFUD

PatStaresAt It's not even an Onion article anymore

MattMcMuscles No justice, No peace! My house is paid full! No rent! No lease!

The same assholes are in here explaining why the joke isn't funny

stupidmo and they don't pay tax either!

It is really reckless of your magazine to be spitting such mad fire every fucking day like this.

You're supposed to write a parody story, not something that literally happened this morning.

BASED

no no you're supposed to make stuff up not say real things

I thought this was all jokes, not real life tf

Shots fired

Ouch! Biting satire

i thought you guys didn’t report the actual news 😰😰

Taking good people's jobs away

scraftpunk this one isn't even false LMAO

how do you know they’re losers

SafeWebUser oh so your just telling the truth now, fair

y'all literally just reporting the news and doing it better than the mainstream 😭

“Why are you reporting real news?” It’s hilarious, but still satirical.

the homeless, their cleaners, Jackson St

While the bank is a multinational conglomerate, the building is actually in their neighborhood and some people don’t like graffiti in their neighborhoods. I’m guessing the Onion and the people in all of the comments thinks this cleanup activity is ridiculous?

CodecMendoza This isn't satirical.

To be fair it's mandatory if you have an account there. Or you get charged a cleaning fee. This is why you have to read the terms and conditions.

Society has evolved past the need for satire

Thank you!

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guys you're supposed to be satire

It’s not even absurdist humor anymore, you guys are just making fun of idiots. Love to see it.

astroillogica SeductiveLamia THEY DONT MISS

dellcam Where‘s the gofundme? 🥺

Has always been leftist or they've become partisan because that's where the social media money is at?

I mean..it really did happen:

aurahack legendary

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TristanBlaze1 I think you mean bootlickers, not losers.

The put it there it’s only fair for them to clean it up. supportsmallbusiness

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