greenhousegoth I know there are a lot of different shades of white out there at Sherman Williams, but wouldn’t it just be easier to paint it...🙃 Work smarter not harder😂😂😂
boberedd They don’t even know Grammar! It would be “come together” MORONS!
Histhisthist fake
PissPisstie Antifas want war, be ready to fire back.
This is to make fun of people who would get mad about cleaning up graffiti, right?
Try again
Paradox_PoKe When you take a photo of yourself doing illegal activities
You heard it here first folks, is giving you free reign to loot whatever goodies they have in their office and to smash the place up real good.
they don't miss
marleyllikebob
The shade is in the backpack. 👀
JordanUhl Oh no! Those poor banks. I can't believe they've been... painted on. And what's more sad is that there are free laborers willing to serve that bank instead of working in solidarity with this country's people.
the bank has enough profits to clean graffiti off all the cities buildings. Go clean your neighborhood streets
Andischa99 Is the onion just a news website now
COVID-19 failed to stop us, look what happened now. Time to get the big guns for this worthless species:
JordanUhl
stacyherbert I can, I can believe this. Maybe a little detail formed from one of the many elite rehab facilities.
The world has gone to shit when even the Onion is right
MarlowNYC The best way is to never paint it on in the first place.
JordanUhl When did the onion start telling actual news?
connperignon I dont get this joke
💀
EmilyGorcenski What. This is... this actually just real life reporting. Satire has caught up to the onion. The end is near.
magic_trains This isn’t even satire tho, this is Justice a real headline
This is basically simping
I love this
Goblin_Pants thank you
The Onion is the most important media organization in America.
Wait a minute this isn't satire, It's just the news
EmilyGorcenski You know things are messed up when the onion starts reporting real news.
slackbastard I don't know how many times I've told you guys but your news is supposed to be fake. This is 💯 accurate. Lift your game guys.
EmilyGorcenski this isn't even satire this is just real sdlfksdj
MarlowNYC 🤣🤣🤣
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SailorTurnee At least Dog Piss as the decency to dry and go away
the protest was about racist cops, not your stupid socialist pet project that keeps failing
Lmfao this isn't satire
RoseCityAntifa Where's the LIE
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it ain't satire tho...
KGLlewellyn Onion is on our side now too omg
mcmansionhell The Fjallraven backpack I am DEAD
Lol !
BolshevikPotato 😂
I thought you guys were satire
tiredalysa the kanken is taking me out lmaooo
Sandernista412 it’s been really great watching the onion radicalize over the years
nomoniker_ Love ya but was a photo of little blond girl cleaning up the only one you had?
stacyherbert Freedom BBQ held inside Mercedes Benz of Oakland... bbq vandals protest2020 destruction supercars Mercedes oakland Californiariots
Damn... The Onion's got no chill
DesiJed michrepetto
Wait but this isn’t fake news
Thats it you've lost your satire credentials!
RichardKeppler1 PlugInFUD
PatStaresAt It's not even an Onion article anymore
MattMcMuscles No justice, No peace! My house is paid full! No rent! No lease!
The same assholes are in here explaining why the joke isn't funny
stupidmo and they don't pay tax either!
It is really reckless of your magazine to be spitting such mad fire every fucking day like this.
You're supposed to write a parody story, not something that literally happened this morning.
BASED
no no you're supposed to make stuff up not say real things
I thought this was all jokes, not real life tf
Shots fired
Ouch! Biting satire
i thought you guys didn’t report the actual news 😰😰
Taking good people's jobs away
scraftpunk this one isn't even false LMAO
how do you know they’re losers
SafeWebUser oh so your just telling the truth now, fair
y'all literally just reporting the news and doing it better than the mainstream 😭
“Why are you reporting real news?” It’s hilarious, but still satirical.
the homeless, their cleaners, Jackson St
While the bank is a multinational conglomerate, the building is actually in their neighborhood and some people don’t like graffiti in their neighborhoods. I’m guessing the Onion and the people in all of the comments thinks this cleanup activity is ridiculous?
CodecMendoza This isn't satirical.
To be fair it's mandatory if you have an account there. Or you get charged a cleaning fee. This is why you have to read the terms and conditions.
Society has evolved past the need for satire
Thank you!
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guys you're supposed to be satire
It’s not even absurdist humor anymore, you guys are just making fun of idiots. Love to see it.
astroillogica SeductiveLamia THEY DONT MISS
dellcam Where‘s the gofundme? 🥺
Has always been leftist or they've become partisan because that's where the social media money is at?
I mean..it really did happen:
aurahack legendary
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TristanBlaze1 I think you mean bootlickers, not losers.
The put it there it’s only fair for them to clean it up. supportsmallbusiness
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