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College Still Looking For Absolute Saddest Place On Campus To Hold Transfer Student Orientation

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BOWLING GREEN, OH—Saying they hadn’t yet found a location with the proper combination of bland decor, uncomfortable seats, and bleak fluorescent lighting, admissions officials at Bowling Green State University confirmed Friday they were still looking for the absolute saddest place on campus to hold their upcoming transfer student orientation. “We checked out several dimly lit conference rooms in the administrative building as well as some shabby, outdated student lounge areas, but we’ve yet to find the most pitiful place possible to gather our transfer students in small groups for 45 minutes at a time while they receive their student IDs and register for classes,” said assistant admissions director Danielle Flynn, adding that a suitably wretched venue should be dingy and cramped, but boast enough space for three or four plastic folding tables and a projector screen for displaying the tedious graduation requirements slideshow. “One of the basement rooms in the student union was close, but it got a little too much natural light. I just hope we can find something adequately depressing before students start arriving next week.” Flynn added that after completing their orientation, transfer students would be invited to the other side of campus for a sparsely attended, heartbreakingly pathetic activities fair.

 

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mikey_booboo Lmao mine was in the room we saw Gus from breaking bad I think

Would have been my dorm room freshman year.

The one that can accommodate my emotional support iguana.

Bottom left because you can smell that musty, Kmart-looking beige room just seeing the picture.

Brings back memories, so accurate.

The janitors storage room would get my vote.

But why? Shouldn’t the students be happy?

Hey snopes you gonna fact check this?

erintansimore7 😂

'As you can see, this is the student lounge. The atmosphere here is palpable with anxiety, grief and fear from our students that have crammed here to study and cry before a final. If you breathe deeply, you can still smell the salt of their tears.' - Campus Guide

EJG1227

As a college transfer student, I feel this 💯

the same room that has the coloring books & crayons and counseling dogs.

I'm voting for the room on the upper right. Nothing good ever came from meeting in a room with a horseshoe table arrangement and an easel.

Restrooms on 4th are closed off for overflow; use them

sofkingcool

I wish this was true

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