City Terrorized But Unimpressed By Serial Killer Who Just Shoots Victims

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Authorities in Carson City are calling it one of the most underwhelming serial killers the city has ever seen, and are hoping to put an end to this chilling, yet uncreative rampage before the murderer strikes again.

 

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Every art form goes through droughts, now and again.

Was he wearing a mask?

where's the pizazz? the spectacle?

Really struggling to write stuff that doesn't sound like a real headline aren't you...

Too old school.. where is the sadism

This just in, copycat killer strikes in diffrent state we think

Not even at par

I mean yeah he’s consistent but where’s the creativity?

Kids these days, don’t wanna work for their murders like we did in my day!

oh, again with the police brutality, ey?

Guns...theyre too quick. U can't savor the little emotions.

creativity, artistic expression... dead. ;)

So, to anyone who knows, do the authors of articles also come up with the title headline? Or are they two separate jobs? 🤔

...shoots them?!... pffffttt!... get an imagination, man!... in this country, that's no worse than giving someone a wedgie!...

If those killers don't get more imaginative, they won't get documentaries on Netflix

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“Papers unsure what’s to nickname killer. Shooty?”

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you mean the average white police officer?

Nice one

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