When I was a kid, my mom told me I was the original Gerber baby, and I believed it. Then my sister claimed to be the original Gerber baby, and by then our mom wasn’t around to straighten things out, the way moms do.We don’t have any moms in our house anymore, to straighten things out, to order the dog food, to remind us that it’s trash day or that the dentist expects us there Wednesday.
Thanksgiving was a milestone in our ludicrous run of sorry luck. Life’s funny, then it’s not, then it’s funny again — you can count on that, and only that.“I only broke one thing,” he said proudly.As my buddy Daryl put it, I’m still the luckiest guy in Bedford Falls. “Her laugh is contagious,” my son reported later, then mimicked Streep’s trademark trill, which sounds like a piccolo tickling another piccolo.
Good kid too. She and my older son were fifth-grade pals. To prove it, she once tied him to a basketball post with a jump-rope, which I think is where the term “dumb as a post” comes from — though it may have preceded that episode.
erskinetimes “Once more you open the door, And you’re here in my heart, And my heart will go on and on.”
erskinetimes Somehow Chris always hits the right sad/ happy spot. Thanks, erskinetimes
erskinetimes Soon we will see ourselves in a ClimateEmergency where we will question the meaning of life. Coupled with technology and new science it seems that life will go on that is for sure and we may have a reason soon.
erskinetimes Sending our prayers (not my usual thing) to you this holiday season (apply a light fertilizer to the plant once a mo). You're one of my favorites at the LAT's, in addition to Jon Healey, Farmer, Lopez (sometimes), Skelton . . damn, the list is so short. Raising a glass to you!!
erskinetimes Life goes on 🤞
erskinetimes Goes on backwards
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