bully_brown This is not funny at all. It’s cruel. I love to laugh but not going to chuckle at black lives, or any lives gunned down.
coolauntV Wtf is this shit
Wow! That must hurt on entry!
😂 this is meme
inkandguns I died
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS FFS
We need 'The Onion Movie 2'
People appear to to be having great difficulty complying with the bullet's order to move aside
Ooof
MalcolmNance This is so insanely sad and funny at the same time - because Trump might see it and say: 'Hey, that's a great idea, let's try it out.' (With Pence sticking his head out of Trump's ass saying 'what a great leader you are Sir' ...)
MalcolmNance You know, since everyone police murder on unarmed minorities always ends up back to Chicago
MalcolmNance That's some DARK shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MalcolmNance They will be implanted in the face.
You guys are killing it this week. Almost as much as the cops.
ah yes i too would like to view the best pov of a bullet goin thru some guys chests totally
LivPosting Y’all are undefeated
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That's dark. Are you trying to trigger something here?
corybarlog Lol
The Onion doesn't fucking miss
Is this how sniper elite was made
DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY F---ING IDEAS!!!
Now double the shot!
Chinchillazllla Oh thank god I was worried we wouldn't be able to keep cops accountable if they didn't follow Joe Biden's 'shoot them in the leg' policy
Chinchillazllla This satire is too loud.
Bullet cam entering the abdomen - 10 million people now know what supper was
I love technology
The change is due to the new shoot first, ask questions later policy.
HOLY SHIT
they're gonna keep turning off the bullet cams
it's genius!
Bless you for trying your damndest to keep ahead of the lunacy unfolding around you.
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I saw 'bullet' & 'cam' & thought this was some kind of new vibrator porn.
Khuze_Elikhulu Timing
Onion stays winning.
Finally something funny from you guys
So this is how they filmed the beginning of Lord of War!
DallasPD y’all
It’s so cute 🥺
SnyderDragdire I'm sure this is how it works.
People, remember: Click the F*cking link.
Didn't they have these in Max Payne?
Onion writers are on overdrive!
the way that this article is from 2016! literally issues never change unless systems do
They turned sniper elite into real life
“i needed a different angle bro i didn’t mean to hurt him”
Are they equipped with Max Payne bullet time too?
Onion is just on a roll withe these articles
LOL. Before I read the tweet, I thought it was going to be about laser guided death bullets!
Brilliant
Ok that’s funny. Do the gangs put little pagers on theirs to stay in touch with one another?
In an attempt to show solidarity with protesters, police to use pepper spray that can be cried on food.
You guys are smashing it out of the park lately, keep it up! 😂
They'll also be issued very tiny rolls of electrical tape
Someone asked how it works. I’m guessing Bluetooth?
Dronette.
Incredible
'When asked whether the public would have access to the footage, a Chicago police spokesperson had no comment.' lmaooo
Jesus
Keep em coming.
dramatic angles
About time there's more transparency.
Yo sick, I was thinking about learning about anatomy live
Will they be streaming live?
They won't be needing much training for this one
“Can’t see. Zoom in on the target. ... Yup, looked like a crime up close.”
How tf does this even work
thank god, no more lying 🙏
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