Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams
CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring all interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database. “We’ve invested heavily to modernize our police force and hope that the initiative will eliminate any misunderstandings between citizens and law enforcement.” When asked whether the public would have access to the footage, a Chicago police spokesperson had no comment.Read more: The Onion »
bully_brown This is not funny at all. It’s cruel. I love to laugh but not going to chuckle at black lives, or any lives gunned down. coolauntV Wtf is this shit Wow! That must hurt on entry! 😂 this is meme inkandguns I died DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS FFS We need 'The Onion Movie 2' People appear to to be having great difficulty complying with the bullet's order to move aside
Ooof MalcolmNance This is so insanely sad and funny at the same time - because Trump might see it and say: 'Hey, that's a great idea, let's try it out.' (With Pence sticking his head out of Trump's ass saying 'what a great leader you are Sir' ...) MalcolmNance You know, since everyone police murder on unarmed minorities always ends up back to Chicago
MalcolmNance That's some DARK shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MalcolmNance They will be implanted in the face. You guys are killing it this week. Almost as much as the cops. ah yes i too would like to view the best pov of a bullet goin thru some guys chests totally LivPosting Y’all are undefeated Sponsored by GoPro That's dark. Are you trying to trigger something here?
corybarlog Lol The Onion doesn't fucking miss Is this how sniper elite was made DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY F---ING IDEAS!!! Now double the shot! Chinchillazllla Oh thank god I was worried we wouldn't be able to keep cops accountable if they didn't follow Joe Biden's 'shoot them in the leg' policy Chinchillazllla This satire is too loud.
Bullet cam entering the abdomen - 10 million people now know what supper was I love technology The change is due to the new shoot first, ask questions later policy. HOLY SHIT they're gonna keep turning off the bullet cams it's genius! Bless you for trying your damndest to keep ahead of the lunacy unfolding around you.
Not yet available from the Federal Gov't but are supplied by commercial providers as available. Kill squad buyers may expect delays in shipments due to demand. I saw 'bullet' & 'cam' & thought this was some kind of new vibrator porn. Khuze_Elikhulu Timing Onion stays winning. Finally something funny from you guys
So this is how they filmed the beginning of Lord of War! DallasPD y’all It’s so cute 🥺 SnyderDragdire I'm sure this is how it works. People, remember: Click the F*cking link. Didn't they have these in Max Payne? the way that this article is from 2016! literally issues never change unless systems do Onion writers are on overdrive!
They turned sniper elite into real life Are they equipped with Max Payne bullet time too? “i needed a different angle bro i didn’t mean to hurt him” Onion is just on a roll withe these articles Brilliant LOL. Before I read the tweet, I thought it was going to be about laser guided death bullets! Ok that’s funny. Do the gangs put little pagers on theirs to stay in touch with one another?
Someone asked how it works. I’m guessing Bluetooth? They'll also be issued very tiny rolls of electrical tape You guys are smashing it out of the park lately, keep it up! 😂 In an attempt to show solidarity with protesters, police to use pepper spray that can be cried on food. Incredible Dronette. dramatic angles
Keep em coming. Jesus 'When asked whether the public would have access to the footage, a Chicago police spokesperson had no comment.' lmaooo “Can’t see. Zoom in on the target. ... Yup, looked like a crime up close.” They won't be needing much training for this one Will they be streaming live? Yo sick, I was thinking about learning about anatomy live
About time there's more transparency. thank god, no more lying 🙏 How tf does this even work
Trump Justice Department Killed Police Reform Programs That Could Have Helped MinneapolisInstead of helping cities change police practices, the Justice Department is threatening to turn federal resources on protesters. 'Protesters.' LOL. Yeah, OK Huffy. The US government is treating this like when they invade a foreign country. propaganda they are rioters not protesters
Ferguson police department building damaged and evacuatedProtests following the death of George Floyd, a black man who pleaded that he couldn't breathe while he was held down with a knee by a Minneapolis police officer, have spread nationwide. Follow here for the latest updates. Thank you c.nn that's the kind of breaking news we need welcome friends hmmmmmmm, thats weird. Oh boy....
John Cusack shares video, says police came at him with batons during Chicago protests'Cops didn't like me filming the burning car so they came at me with batons. Hitting my bike,' the actor wrote on Twitter. I left this tool-bag back in 2012. I’m quite positive Chicago PD wasn’t in a position to notice a “celebrity” as they are literally being dragged through the streets. Good! Did he get a deserved beating for helping incite violence?
John Cusack Shares Video of Police Who 'Came at Me With Batons' While Protesting in ChicagoJohn Cusack was one of the many protesters across the nation who encountered forceful police pushback Saturday night when situations got out of control in several major cities He still thinks he’s a hipster...grow up.... Muted words When you mute words, you won’t get any new notifications for Tweets that include them or see Tweets with those words in your timeline. Learn more John Cusack Forever Does he still think 5G caused coronavirus?
John Cusack Live Tweets Chicago Protests, Attacked by Police for Filming and 'Hit by Pepper Spray''Cops didn’t like me filming the burning car so they came at me with batons,' Cusack captions one of his videos Saturday night. TooFab Good go home. TooFab BLM johncusack Another rich white instigator trying to make it about himself. TooFab Hes on the Epstein list isn't he?
John Cusack Says Police 'Came at Me with Batons' During George Floyd Protest in ChicagoChicago police were using pepper spray during the protests, according to John Cusack Good Google doc with links to petitions and places to donate to help the Black Lives Matter Movement. Please spread❤️ He needs a beating considering the movies he filmed lately.