Celebrity Couples Explain What Made Their Marriages Last

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If you think maintaining a healthy relationship is hard, try doing it in the limelight. We asked several celebrity couples to explain the secrets of their successful marriages, and here’s what they said.

founder of Reddit, I often post on AskReddit asking,what would you do to make your marriage last?’ The replies have been immensely helpful.”.

founder of Reddit, I often post on AskReddit asking,what would you do to make your marriage last?’ The replies have been immensely helpful.”

 

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Saying in my bel air house isn't one of them. It's the legal is why, that and it's a custom catalog job from the builder product. How low.

Less than 10 comments with 11 million followers? Sounds like somebody bought some followers.

The only way a marriage lasts is by never giving up on each other. Everything else is a farce!

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This is the best one😭😭😭

putting barbara streisand & lil wayne in between every other couple had me actually googling if they were in a relationship

Tldr, he cheats and I don't care, because he is in the 1%.

That's not Beyonce.

It makes it easy to stay together when You discover You are half and not a whole when apart.grvn

Here... seems y’all couldn’t find one, for the “murder” headline. You’re welcome.

Short answer: monay!

That's not Beyonce and hasn't been for a while.

Their explanation will accelerate world war 3, and divorce.

Billions of $$$$$$

They all sound more realistic than any real reason a celebrity would give

Onion got me to scroll through the whole article by putting Freddie and Sarah last, well played.

Hint: they're all open.

That Ellen and Portia one. Woof!

Well, he is sort of smiling in this picture. I guess he does. I mean, when you're married to the 'Queen', you should always be smiling, because that's a privilege!

Gold

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My marriage advice: Take the stairs - JayZ

Money 💰

10lb hammer and a billion dollars?

Or their last marriages last.

“The Australian accent”

Be honest first or being flexible later.

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1: Money. 2: Bacon and easy access to bacon 3: Dr. Drew 4: The realization that our public identity and our sense of self have become so intertwined as to become meaningless and that the self and the presentation of self are now the same, a plastic and contrived nothingness

I ruined Michael’s life. I am his master now.

Me rich af and she hot af

😂

Money

So what IS dax short for

She’s an Aussie. We don’t fake it.

Usually, couples who deliberately display their affection in public, aren't real in their life, & many are divorced eventually.

Tom and Rita with the real advice.

Didn't include Bill Gates in the article, 0/10

(british voice) moi woife

I had no idea Babs Streisand and Lil Wayne are married.

Sacha was funny before he went woke :(

Fuck you for making me Google this.

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YEAH. OKAY.

She's so brave playing a roll that will ruin her life.

So sad

The key to any long term marriage, whether star or un-star, is knowing your partners safe word & then sharing it with the world.

😂😂😂

amazing actress. she’s been fooling people for years into thinking she’s a good person😛 ...all jokes aside, i think she is a good person. her Ego just keeps it hidden most of the time.

Piss play 🤣

MONEY, no one wants to give it to the lawyers. 🤣🤣🤣

Hookers and blow.

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It's so nice to see a honest to God news publication actually put out something wholesome for once.

Either of them has to be smoking hot I mean that's a universe rule opposite forces attracts each other in these case stick with each other. P.S: It's a lie all you need some money

I would like to think they decided to stick together for their children

Money and the ability to cheat

If I divorce Beyoncé, everyone will spend the rest of my life calling me the dumbest motherfucker in the history of mankind.

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