“My 30-minute Thanksgiving meal? Pop that bird in the oven at 3 o’clock, and by 3:30, you’ve got a 95% raw turkey that your guests are gonna love.”“Stuffing your turkey with junk mail is a great way to get rid of clutter before guests arrive.
”“Thanksgiving dishes are made to be mixed. Everyone knows to crack open a liquid nitrogen cranberry sauce balloon and sprinkle some turkey spores inside, but try taking a bite of that while inhaling a canister of pumpkin pie vapor. Out of this world.”
altonbrown Funniest is Gordon Ramsay comment lol
I wonder what Jeffery Dahmer having since he's a celebrity now.
altonbrown What if I want my mashed potatoes to be exotic and estranged.
altonbrown I am now picturing potato puppets acting this out.
altonbrown Is there still time for potato introduction altonbrown or should I just expect a distant mash?
Save the neck for me, Clark
Give the turkey sedatives before you murder it, or just go vegan and keep the turkey as a pet. 😜
Green bean casserole isn't tasteless. It tastes like cigarette ashes.
Damn it, Bobby!
What are the turkey fryer implications
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She learned some tasty recipes in prison. 1. Shiv stuffed meat patty. 2. Saran wrapped weed under the mash. 3. Chef's file surprise.
Id stuff Martha Stewart like a Thanksgiving turkey 🍠🥵💦🍑💯
Do you soak it first?
Dammit! Why didn’t I see this yesterday!?!
Gordon Ramsey’s got the right idea!
Simply use your innate psychic powers to will the turkey into being cooked
My hack is Anthony Bourdain is gone but that shite Ramsey is still alive and grifting...more of a comment really than a hack...but I feel better for it. I miss Bourdain.
If everyone knew the true history of how Thanksgiving became a thing no one would celebrate this holiday. I suggest doing some deep research on the true history of this great country before celebrating anything it stands for... sorry Haha
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I read that in his voice 🤣
DrBMcCullough
GuyFieri thoughts?
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