Ceiling Fan's One Burning Ambition To Come Loose And Murder Everyone In Denny's
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. . Andy Dufresne with a screw loose Keep spinning, and you'll get there. 😄 Before murdering people it should try spinning really fast to create hurricane winds in the Dennys. I think it would find more satisfaction in that. This is why I hate my ceiling fan when playing Beat Saber. We are neutral friends. It keeps me cool, but I know it's going to chop my hand off one day. :P
I got my power drill on full charge ceiling fan give me an hour. I'm coming to loosen your nuts DasburT_ fearing that squeak will tip them off Think the food will kill them before the fan can sink its blades into them. No! Not that old lady!!! This is after throwing dirt and germs all over everyone food for years
NHL mascot Gritty investigated for allegedly punching 13-year-old fanPhiladelphia police say they're investigating the alleged assault that happened during a November photoshoot with fans and the Flyers mascot. This is Trumps America 'Greenwell also took issue with how the photo turned out, telling officials that the mascot was not looking at the camera during the picture.'....hmmm Lmao IStandWithGritty story sounds suspect to me 🤷♀️ being from metro Detroit wonder what this guy would do if his kid got hit by an octopus ?!! Sue the octopus !! 🐙💸🤦♀️
DennysDiner One broke my wrist when I was putting on a jacket. Evil motherfuckers Brb going to denny's. Well that just stinks! And so does Denny's. I KNEW it!! Just once Why did the stadium get hot after the game Because all the fans left. Hahaha, Denny’s is always gross Same I hope at least it was their birthday so they got their final meal for free.. ripCeilingFanVictims
Gritty accused of punching 13-year-old boy during fan eventPhiladelphia Flyers mascot Gritty accused of punching 13-year-old boy during fan event alexbiles well what did the 13 year old do Cc HungSolo713
HAHA YES DO IT My actual nightmare i hope i am at Denny's when the time comes.
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