CDC Finds STDs At All-Time High

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CDC Finds STDs At All-Time High WhatDoYouThink?

A new CDC report found that combined incidences of syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia in the U.S. reached an all-time high in the last year with more than 2.4 million cases. What do“Don’t look at me. I haven’t reported a single one of my STDs.

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I blame Facebook. (I blame Facebook for lots of stuff)

Oh snap... 😆😆😆

What he meant to say was “...at least OTHER people are...”

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And I was like whoa Babylon bee too far and I was like oh it’s the onion it’s cool

more like DUMBglas virgins are immune ;)

Wow Clara

How would he know. He certainly isn't

Baseball players STD they are calling, 'Foul Tip'

More sex less violence. Mainlines penicillin.

Who are these people and how come they get to fuck

Getting that Midnight Oil burning YO

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