Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
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joey_NOV General News: More updates on coronavirus etc Onion: Some girl has ash on her head lol An all-time classic from I don’t think that’s much of anything, especially in Italy. Though an over generalization & ad homimems towards religion are abundant these days, so I get why people would create such false dichotomies of an individuals belief in a relief for self-righteous collective ignorance.
good, she’s praising the lord as we all should I almost thought this was the Babylon Bee. I think this was lame joke. I would hope someone doing this has Jesus in their heart 🥴 very psychologically taxing and draining job. Ummmmmm, that’s not ash! OMG I died. A classic. I saw two people on the train last night with this on their forehead. WTF is it?
Body cam captures 6-year-old's tearful pleas during arrestA police officer&39;s body camera shows a 6-year-old Florida girl crying and begging officers not to arrest her as one fastens zip ties around her wrists at a charter school. The video Kaia Rolle&39;s family shared with the Orlando Sentinel and other media outlets Monday shows the girl being arrested Why did the school staff allow this to happen in the first place? They were aware the kid(s) were being taken away in a squad car and they did nothing about it! They're almost as bad as the daft rent-a-cop that did this shit! Sickening. The article says that 6 year olds were charged with battery. What happened, why were they charged?
Maybe she gave up dat ass fer lent Her boyfriend needs to better learn to maneuver his pen1s on her forehead! That’s the worst looking cross I’ve ever seen! Spoiler: it’s not all ash! I’m sorry is this a religious joke I’m too atheist to understand . 'Maybe its a new pregnancy test. Theres a plus sign in there' (truth) Ive not looked at any online models in over a week.
😂😂😂😂😂 It's to stop her from being possessed by the advertisements on the cam site. Not much luck for the bozos who goes to the site without spiritual protection. lmaooo
6-year-old arrested by Florida cop tearfully asks for second chance in body cam footageA police officer's body camera shows a 6-year-old Florida girl crying and begging officers not to arrest her. They don't even do this to white kids that just shot the school up. But I thought blue lives mattered and cops just want to make it home to see their families... Classy as usual Florida
L3vidicu5 I didn't even realize it was Ash Wednesday until this tweet, what a world GTedford This is desolate mugabsb 💀💀💀💀💀 “Thanks for the tip!” -Jessica Milly precariat_sweat Subhanallah, it's zebibah. BFD vastdeficiency She has a beautiful ash
Girl, 10, Is Killed by School Bus in BrooklynA 10-year-old girl was hit and killed by a school bus in Brooklyn on Tuesday morning. More than 20 pedestrians have been killed on New York City streets so far this year. Don't know about the 10 year-old victim but maybe, just maybe, cell phones have much to do with peds getting hit in traffic. Just look at all the dolts walking around in a place like NYC with their heads down, not looking where they're going, reading their horoscope. Very sad!! Bless the girl’s family during this time. 🙏🏽❤️
Cool ashes. Where'd you get em, the family dog? What's the joke? Virtuous loyalty? ManOfSteelWool Classic But it cost 10 coins to have her put it there. Everyone was looking like 21 savage today... Drives liberals nuts.
Guess Who This Giddy Girl Turned Into!Before this smiling sweetie in suspenders would grow up to become a television star ... she was raised in L.A. by her parents, who are Hollywood hotshots themselves. Drake! Chuck Norris
staviuh i hate this Not gonna lie. That sounds hot. Teen Refuses to Wash Spot Where Local YouTube Sensation Kissed Her Whoreclown with dong markings on her propellers Got DP’d Haight / Ashbury Free clinic. Every year Me: HAPPY ASS WEDNESDAY New Coworker: It's Ash Me: HAPPY ASS WEDNESDAY, ASH “Ashley!” And Jesus tramp stamp
😍 I've been waiting all day for this tweet
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...and has no idea it's Father Michael on the other side Seems legit No thanks Bad batch of foundation. Classic An annual Onion tradition. Hot hate u guys for thinking of this instead of me jabokregurk
Video shows police officer arresting 6-year-old girl at schoolPolice body-camera footage shows police officer in Orlando arresting a 6-year-old girl at school, putting zip ties around her wrists as she cried to be let go. DISGUSTING!!! 🤬🤬🤬 That is not the way to get children to trust officers! Smh If they can’t handle a six year old girl, how are they going to protect the public from actual threats?
it's Sarah. loneranger158 A challenge but not impossible. She got tea-bagged by Balrog... ... target practice? 🤓 oof And forehead on her ass