Ho ho holy shit i wasn't expecting that
As they should
Yeah - they'll already be embalmed, so your saving money right from the start. By the way, Shithole Dive is a great name for a bar.
Shithole dives? You mean california
Californians don’t really drink Old Style... I see you, Chicago ;)
I feel attacked.
If you like this, I have an Onion-esque local newsfeed that I write with my weirdo drunk uncle. Here's our most recent headline for you to enjoy or not enjoy:
Aiannucci 💣 🐕
It's too late. I grew up in Long Beach in the 70's and my neighborhood was full of little dive bars open 6am to 2am with old men sitting in massive smoke clouds. Now it's all been gentrified.
Every city has one
there are other types of dives?
This isn’t a good one.
True compassion on display.
For certain values of 'old,' 'dead,' and 'soon,' I just have to say that those other two guys can fuck off because this is *my* slow-rolled suicide and this my corner of the bar
ClueHeywood 's type of joint
Those guys have rested their faces on the bar’s toilet seats after puking in it. They’re immune to everything
They only get to stay open if Newsom has an open tab
Reasonable.
TheAuthorGuy Ouch.
Do they serve Old Style in California?
nice
Heurism Harsh.
Shut up I’m trying to finish my drink
Is there some kind of tour of California Shithole Dives?
And the meth lines the bar too.
Dont you fucking dare make fun of my uncles like that! 🤬🖕
And they can smoke in them too!
Finally a minute ray of hope in these dark times.
ha, I just watched trees lounge
I took my dog to walk in the local park this morning A guy was already there in a lawn chair loudly spouting his right wing views on everything to anyone within earshot I figured the bar know it alls were going to resurface Im sure he’s still there
Bruh
AKA Senior care facilities.
jessicarionero 😂
mikeweird
That so social distance anyway. At least 6 feet between, and everyone looks down at the bar so their breath doesn't get far
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