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ALL LIBEL ALL DAY

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Oh, thank G-d it's you, Onion! I was a half second away from throwing my phone

Given the state of the 'real' news these days, it was inevitable that The Onion would begin suffering severe spectacle creep...

Hal the classic liberal

finding a safe space in history

firstlaughoftheday Thanks!

With all the weird ass headlines in the 'real' news, I had to double check the source. Imagine my relief when I saw published this. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get coffee out of my sinuses...

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