Teenagers, Breaking, Vol 49 Issue 43

Teenagers, Breaking

BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible

BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible

9/19/2021 3:15:00 AM

BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible

PALMDALE, CA—With one hand on the wheel and the other turning up a radio blasting Black Flag’s “Rise Above,” the drunk 17-year-old currently driving a convertible at 100 miles per hour down a slippery patch of California State Route 138 is utterly invincible, sources have confirmed. “Nothing can stop me—I’m going to…

PALMDALE, CA—With one hand on the wheel and the other turning up a radio blasting Black Flag’s “Rise Above,” the drunk 17-year-old currently driving a convertible at 100 miles per hour down a slippery patch of California State Route 138 is utterly invincible, sources have confirmed. “Nothing can stop me—I’m going to live forever!” slurred the fast-living, indestructible teen, swerving his father’s BMW through the torrential rain and accelerating down the winding mountain highway. “I’ll be young forever, too. ’Cause I play by my

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And unsure if the Taco Bell is even open. *wakes up in bed* Oh boy! I can’t wait to see the report of him making it him making it safely home and giving his dad the bird! The defensive driving technique is offensive. The beginning of invincible is 115. I start my car at 95 mph... It's Kyle Bosman y'all KyleBosman

He'll be titanium soon. MonteCristo they're calling you a teen. His FSD beta 10.0 will keep him safer than God's own hands could Is this McSkillet?

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I didn’t even seen him coming. All he can think about is sex. I love the Offensive Driving videos a lot more than the Defensive ones. s That's a teen? Looks like he's in his 20s.

Manhattan's first whiskey distillery in over 100 years open for businessCurls of smoke blanket a glass filled with bourbon whiskey and ice inside a 28,000-square-foot whiskey distillery in the trendy NoHo neighborhood in lower Manhattan. good JoeBidenBackoff I’ll bet some swanky 1% types will be happy to rent out the speakeasy for $20K a night.

Vaccine refusal prompts more than 100 employees to quit at major Indiana hospital systemIU Health gave its employees a September 1 deadline to get vaccinated against COVID. Zero empathy. It is a reality of our work in healthcare. Good for IU Health.... This antisocial Covid death cult thing of the Trumplicans needs to end. Lets get this pandemic behind us. God gave us brains, Jesus a directive that life is sacred... With these we learned to make vaccines and mask to protect life. Not using them is wrong On Thursday, a spokesperson for the nonprofit health care organization told Newsweek that 125 employees resigned from their jobs after refusing to take the COVID vaccine. There are 36,000 employees working for the hospital system.

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100 National Guard troops are on standby to support Capitol Police during pro-Trump rally SaturdayThe National Guard troops will only deploy upon the request of the Capitol Police and will help man entry points to the Capitol complex. Are 100 enough May Christ be with them. Also it's not a Trump-rally. It's a rally for 1/6 rioters still in prison.