BREAKING: Concern Mounting Over Nothing In Particular
WASHINGTON—Warning that anxieties were rising rapidly, authorities announced Tuesday that concern was mounting over nothing in particular. “We’re seeing a trend towards escalating anxiety which, if left unattended, could spill into full-blown panic,” said researcher Todd Mills , confirming that overwhelmingly negative…
WASHINGTON—Warning that anxieties were rising rapidly, authorities announced Tuesday that concern was mounting over nothing in particular. “We’re seeing a trend towards escalating anxiety which, if left unattended, could spill into full- Read more: The Onion »
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Oh no, what now? I mistakenly read the whole article, I was feeling fine, now I am in a state of utter disrepair. Thank you kindly. Goddamm it. 'some worry' IT’S SO SERIOUS human in red long sleeve, w. black bag. wearing it all wrong. have the weight UP. no problem. have a good one 'At press time, Mills cautioned that previous reports had underreported the level of concern, meaning that current levels of concern were more concerning than ever.' Geeeeezuz fuckin' cryst🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yeah Onion, you _say_ it's nothing but Tavares/Marner/Matthews literally shooting blanks for 4 of 82 games. Well founded considering the last few years... And I say, what a time to be alive my darlings Stupid headline. Found it way more amusing than I should. 😄 Where everything is 'Breaking News'
Biden Administration Seeks to Accelerate Cleanup of Toxic ‘Forever Chemicals’The Biden administration said it is moving forward on regulations to limit the spread of several toxic chemicals that public health advocates say are harmful to humans and should become the target of a widespread cleanup effort Good, let's see if it acutally happens. Why is it so difficult to prioritize clean water? Who is “The Biden Administration”? Starting to think whoever it is Biden is not involved.
Sources Predict Public Outcry To Last One Five-Minute Twitter Trend The fact that nothing is happening is proof that something is indeed happening. Perfect description of My Mood Today. 😳😕 Stop trying to steal Christmas from us squirrels. Crisis ... Dems propose a $5 Trillion bill to combat there's something happening somewhere.
The faux news GⓆP way. 😉 Back to reporting straight news, I see. Someone has to... Morrissey finds this strangely comforting
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I'm extremly concerned and soon will be panicking.
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Home builders grow more confident in spite of continued supply-chain headachesHome price increases are creating affordability concerns across the industry. good
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