Valentine's Day, Work, Vol 55 Issue 07

Valentine's Day, Work

Boss Makes Lipstick Prints On Paychecks For Valentine’s Day

Boss Makes Lipstick Prints On Paychecks For Valentine’s Day

2/14/2020 5:33:00 PM

Boss Makes Lipstick Prints On Paychecks For Valentine’s Day

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On Presidents day that boss makes you butt prints on the copier Haaaaahahahahahahahaha Every lady deserves it! The boss is egoraptor GirlBoss !! adding insult to injury Cappy5514 hahahahahah! This might actually be true somewhere! male boss? And the tax man rapes you. Greg is really outdoing himself this year

In lieu of a raise this year know that your company loves you. Company Name really be celebrating and to think they did it on a paycheck that's a year overdue for shame Hmmm, I'm not quite sure the bank will accept that signature Can I get one This is harassment... Shame on all of you. Creepy. Those aren’t lips.

looks like they already blew their paycheck Sadboi day SWALK vibes

Stephen “tWitch” Boss & Allison Holker’s Baby Makes Adorable TV DebutStephen “tWitch” Boss got a sweet surprise from wife Allison Holker and their newborn daughter Zaia on Thursday's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

BP boss Looney 'reinvents' oil giant with zero carbon goalBP plans to sharply reduce its carbon emissions by 2050 as part of a reinvention of the 111-year old company by newly-appointed chief executive Bernard Looney Bernard LOONEY? I personally will stop climate change by 2055 Something tells me it is a baaad idea!

As WhatsApp Tops 2 Billion Users, Its Boss Vows to Defend EncryptionWhatsApp has surpassed more than two billion active users, and its leader is vowing to defend its fully private form of messaging against mounting threats from governments around the world. Mine isn’t working., who knows, why😟 Indispensable for international text and talk This company allows criminals to get away with obstruction of justice. Sweet!

Kate Middleton Makes 300-Mile Journey from Northern Ireland to Scotland to Share Her New MissionThe Duchess of Cambridge started her day on a farm in Northern Ireland before traveling to Scotland to spread the word of her new kids' initiative

Mobile World Congress canceled after coronavirus outbreak makes conference 'impossible'Mobile World Congress, the world's largest trade show for the mobile industry, has been canceled amid fears over the coronavirus outbreak. what is 'Mobile World Congress' INTEL Too bad... interesting expos were on the schedule.

Kate Middleton makes farm clothes look chic on royal visit to Northern IrelandKate Middleton looked stylish in a Troy London jacket and brown boots by Penelope Chilvers on a royal engagement to Northern Ireland on Wednesday, where the wife of Prince William promoted her early childhood survey. Duchess Kate makes farm clothes look chic Lovely! 😘😘😘👑💐