Boss Makes Lipstick Prints On Paychecks For Valentine’s Day

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On Presidents day that boss makes you butt prints on the copier

Haaaaahahahahahahahaha Every lady deserves it!

The boss is egoraptor

GirlBoss !!

adding insult to injury

Cappy5514

hahahahahah! This might actually be true somewhere!

And the tax man rapes you.

male boss?

Greg is really outdoing himself this year

In lieu of a raise this year know that your company loves you.

and to think they did it on a paycheck that's a year overdue for shame

Company Name really be celebrating

Hmmm, I'm not quite sure the bank will accept that signature

Can I get one

Those aren’t lips.

Creepy.

This is harassment... Shame on all of you.

Sadboi day

looks like they already blew their paycheck

SWALK vibes

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