This is an old one too.
EricBlake12 100% machos (?)
I for one support such policies
egoraptor 😱😱😱
Give me some rights back, man. I don't think I know how to feel right now. I don't need you like this. *sniffles*
No tongue, please.
BrianDeCesare Too funny
'Um sir exit the vehicle immediately and ummm give me a smooch?'
washedupRJ
Oh, officers! I've been a bad boy. Stop and frisk ME!
Fake and gay!
dan613 You may laugh, but a police officer pressed on my heart while another put his lips on mine, and it honestly saved my life.
At least he stopped defending the NYPD's Stop and Fornicate Program
People stay horny out here. Lol
I STAN.
I honestly thought this was a real thing until yesterday.
One of the most hilarious stories that you have ever done!
samthayden /
When I was pulled over, I honestly was okay with the kiss from the officer, I know he was only doing his job, and you know it was gentle. Satire
Yanke safado
Shoot loads, not bullets
realjakehowie I’m trying by kissed by a nyc cop 😂
? i gotta say, this joke... isnt funny likening a discriminatory police practice to a pic of 2 men kissing, is blatantly homophobic, also, it connotes that this was a forced kiss? i mean maybe im over thinkin this but i know im not. wtf onion?
I liked it then, I like it now.
Lol
Hahaha 😂
Where will all this lead to! .. Stop and foreplay?....Stop and full Sex....!? 😯
You're under arrest! For what? Theft! ... Because you stole my heart.
The stop-and-fist program didn't go over as well
That cop's not spraying pepper....
The Onion steals Eric Andre skit
Citing the fact that it prohibited use of tongue.
This is just a watered down version of their failed Stop And Rape program.
'You're going down or you're going down.'
can't really laugh at this bc as part of stop-and-frisk some cops were sexually assaulting young black and Latino men and boys to humiliate them or to get perverse sexual satisfaction or both
One way to avoid a speeding ticket...
Bloomsburg for LGBTHM2020
UP AGAINST THE WALL AND THAT’S NOT MY NIGHTSTICK
Genuinely illustrates well how much this stop and frisk thing is seriously forcing to much intimate (read:body) contact upon people
Stock photos these days...
0% crime instantly.
Better than his earlier program - Stop & Shave the pubes.
LOL.
Joe Biden 🤝 Mike Bloomberg
So unhealthy Germs
aww
Oh my
jeffheimbuch
bad boy
This might have been a good program. Randomly show kindness and love. Maybe stop and hug, or stop and compliment. Anything other than what they actually did.
Don't you mean stop and frisky? puns
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