I better watch myself out there...lol
Ouch
Damn, Onion. Damn. RT : Black Man Shot By Police After Matching Description For Covid-19
he never did anything bad to anyone! he just wanted to get out the getto and help other people =(
Brutal
NialElkim Ha. Ha.
Zombie down?
RyanCoulson5511 kmiec_sebastian
greg_doucette The Invisible Man, the invisible enemy ... Seems about right.
Tells cop he is reaching for his inhaler...
Covid was resisting arrest
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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Judge : 'Officer why did you shoot this man?' Officer : 'I could sense that he had a body temperature of 101.3'
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Unmasking racism😷
Had to check if this was the onion or not
cringe
Gotta flatten that curve
I can see a police officer uncomfortably laughing at this
Finally it's over.
Gonna see this one getting retweeted in a few weeks
oof
TalibKweli 1/2
Oof. Too soon.
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This could be more believable than anything on Faux News!
ouch
Is it bad that I laughed at this?
😬
That’s rough
Was he wearing a mask? No. He was standing next to someone, wearing a mask. Still, I mean, if you were in the situation, & you felt threatened, he may steal the person's mask next to him, &then commit a crime, have to protect against, imagination crimes, there's no limit to them
What happened? He was standing in a bank with a mask while being black. OH. Well then. I understand then.
Oof
This is gonna happen
The Babylon Bee readers hate this so much
Wtf is wrong with this country
All those viruses look the same.
This wouldn't happen if it was he looked like the Bird Flu
Too realistic, tbh
Walking around with a black mask on in Hyde Park is definitely a white privelege.
“In the heat of the moment, it was completely impossible to differentiate between the 6-foot-1inch, 175-pound male and the 0.125-micron pathogen,”
swing and a miss
Going for the jugular this week... keeps it real
I give it two weeks
*depressing chef kissy fingers for 8 hours straight*
RIPHarambe
SebastianYJ
Covid-19 virus dies after announcing it was going to testify against Hillary Clinton.
Oh you!
We got him lads
goddammit i wish i hadn't laughed at this in my defense, it IS entirely plausible =(
When will this senseless violence end?
I weigh 539 pound and I am profiled constantly . The kids around my neighborhood call me Turkey Tit. They make stories up that I cook people into stir fry and that I’m constantly jacking my pony hoagie . I live with my mom so I could never do either of those things.
owillis Jesus christ this is bleak.
Must have wandered into North Korea
Not funny
North Korea vibes
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