Black Man Followed In Store From Exactly 6 Feet Away

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TalibKweli 2/2

WHY?

thisisiona_

Good to see proper distancing. Well done! 👍🏼

MrGeorgeWallace

Would be funnier if it wasn’t true everywhere

Never ends for POC. We should be forced to wear a color for a yr. Fkn racists. 😡

That’s hilarious

marclamonthill The Onion Marc, It's the Onion... SMH...

But cops aren't racists. 🤔

Racist

theluma

This ain't satire.

Only in the US, its nazi Germany over there.

At least he is practicing safe racial profiling

marclamonthill 🤣smh

TransPlayBoy Black people start growing your plants and fruits

ESCapResearch lol

It’s sad that honest men are suspect just because their brethren commit a disproportionate percentage of crimes.

sthembete I see that is no longer doing satire. What a shame. Dammit If I wanted real news I'd turn to my local newspaper.

mimidancer Lame loss prevention 👎

DrRJKavanagh

Y’all are savage

Can I help you, sir?

Racism knows no bounds...well I guess knows some bounds.

IDoTheThinking

ellejkaye bit too close to home with this one

Ha this article trying to make it seem like black people are the only ones who have to deal with this.. once the store manager at a cvs was harassing me, and my only crime was trying to steal a few bottles of robotussin

hurry up and buy

TheNicOfTime_ If you are going to follow me around the store, be helpful and carry the basket. That's my line.

Toph_U the onion strikes again

ElectionFrenzy That's real life

TwistedOak11 This just happened for real ☠️☠️☠️

This is the one.

Ah the good ol u s of a...well done

Safe distance racism

This isn't exactly satire. What's happened to you, !?!

Social Distancing Racism! StaySafeEveryone

_mariiimarrr this shit hilarious

The Onion - you see this?

Lol poor quality Photoshop. Try harder, Onion.

Has the onion ever posted a legit article that just sounds insane?

Strange times we're living in when the Onion is consistently legit.

slsjse Behavior like this really helps the fucked up place in which we all currently find ourselves. WTAF is wrong with people.

lol

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