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Black Lives Matter Organizer Explains Movement To Older White Americans Using Sailing Metaphors To Make Them Feel More Comfortable

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5/28/2020 8:20:00 PM

Black Lives Matter Organizer Explains Movement To Older White Americans Using Sailing Metaphors To Make Them Feel More Comfortable

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Even if I dislike a decent part of what BLM tries to do I must admit that this is very funny lol abracadocious Omg That's actually not just funny, but pretty convincing. That's fucking hysterical Weird. Usually it's white people explaining what racism is. How about lacrosse metaphors for a privileged, younger white audience?

This is great! But, can we put rockets on the back of the boat? And what do we do when we run out of ocean? BLM organizer is a gross racist grifter, that has never cared about police brutality. This girl did such a beautiful job. 👏 We’re not seeing the returns yet, but keep at it. Keelhaul the cops Sailboats matter.

🤣 'We 'batten down the hatches' by burning retail stores' 'Imagine strangling a black sailboat'... And an officer’s chance of getting killed by a black assailant is 18.5 times higher than the chance of an unarmed black getting killed by a cop. Maybe if they used 'people on our lawns who don't belong there' as a metaphor for those who don't sail?

It’d be helpful to dumbass crackers if they had just added “also” to the slogan I don't get it Not stolen in Minneapolis looting; • Work clothes • Books • Condoms

1975's Matty Healy accused of using Black Lives Matter to promote his musicThe 1975's Matty Healy tweeted about the tragic death of George Floyd and also included a link to his song Love It If We Made It What is wrong with people? With every thing going on in the world, THIS is what people are clinging to? I despair.

Protest planned in Minneapolis against police brutality after death of man kneeled on by copsThe protest, hosted by Black Lives Matter Minnesota, will take place outside the Cup Foods supermarket in Minneapolis, according to a Facebook group. Many white cops will never stop killing African-Americans .. the wording of your headline is appalling Is he in jail ?

Half of the matter in the universe is missing. Astronomers may have found it using mystery radio signals from deep spaceFast radio bursts were used as 'cosmic weigh stations' to find the sparsely distributed matter. Terrific. Now kindly return my keys and my sunglasses. Trump has Stolen it! If your theory predicts that there should be a lot more matter in the universe than is actually observed, it doesn't mean the matter is missing...it means your theory is garbage. That's how science is done, observation overrules ideas. Otherwise you're just doing philosophy.

Two in 10 Americans know someone hospitalized or who died from the coronavirus, poll showsBlack Americans are significantly more likely to know some with a severe case of COVID-19. So 1 in five? It is normal, with the presidential policy

‘George Floyd’s life mattered’: Biden condemns death of black man in Minneapolis police custodyJoe Biden condemned the “horrific killing” of George Floyd, the 46-year-old black man who died in the custody of the Minneapolis Police Department, demanding a civil rights investigation into the incident by the Department of Justice Этот твит важен для меня He called on the FBI for a civil rights investigation? Yes, Biden condemned it, as everyone with a soul or a shred of humanity should. The fact that stepping up and doing the right thing in this country is a headline, AND that it's not our actual President doing it, speaks volumes.

For Families Already Stretched to the Limit, the Pandemic Is a DisasterFor black Americans, whose unemployment rate was double that of white Americans before the pandemic, Covid-19 is particularly disastrous, nhannahjones writes for NYTmag nhannahjones NYTmag This is what you folks call a production problem, not a writer problem, but if a word is hyphenated, and a line break falls where the hyphen is, you don't need a second hyphen to signal that you hyphenated the word ('Sydnor-Jones' becomes, at a line break, 'Sydnor--Jones'). nhannahjones NYTmag Criminal backgrounds will prevent job opportunities nhannahjones NYTmag So why are Joggers protesting the reopening of our economy?