Bird Of Paradise Just Staring At David Attenborough During Courtship Dance

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Local strippers break many hearts with this technique.

Whatever works.

Well who wouldn't want to tap David's tight ass?

Did it have a cherry ice cream smile? If so, Duran Duran might be looking for it.

That look of astonishment.

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