“I’m not really sure, but they made me as a backup just in case his rocket exploded.”“I’ve been stuck up here for three weeks. I guess I support putting more money into space exploration because I’m thirsty and you have to come get me.
I'm with Warren on this one
And I look forward to every single one of them blasting off 🚀 in search of their new paradise. Staying isn’t a great idea as We EatTheRich ☠️
The first one to harvest and asteroid will just print money
We all know it's the 'final frontier'.
I thought it was the final frontier.
This, but unironically.
Didn’t think this was the onion at first.
We already divided up the planet between us so there’s only space to wrestle over.
Send em all
My ego is galactic. Space is the logical place for it to expand.
Forgot this one:
Because that’s where they’re moving after they ruin earth
The next frontier will be when they retreat to their underground cities when SHTF up here. Everyone pays attention to SpaceX but I'm more interested in his Boring Co. We never went to the moon and will never go to Mars. It's all lies
The only thing I want to hear from any of these garbage piles is that they are donating 90% of their wealth of social programs to end hunger/poverty/homelessness/lack of access to education
Billionaires want to dominate space because it's sleek and expensive and something to brag about, like a top-end escort.
Bezos looks like he co-opted the style of a boiled hot-dog, then got pissed at all other hot-dogs for copying 'his style'. He just...looks like a pissed-off hot-dog. I don't get it.
Richard Branson in this pic tho...
goofy looking group
Billionaires explain why their heads grow into odd shapes the more money they have.
If you can only get to them, their are trillions of dollars in minerals and precious metals in asteroids.
My guess for Elon is 'No one hates me there yet'
Why? it's simple, they already eat whatever exists on earth and left the 99%of us with nothing
Branson, keep God's name out of your MF mouth.
Richard Branson looks like old white Terry Crews
Amazing pioneers, all three!
My name is say 'David' And we followed the highjackers for a couple months. On Sept 11th we were told to let them board the flight as it was just an Exercise not the actual event. We didn't know our boss met in a parking lot in Montgomery county and was told 'let it happen!
Why is Chad Kroeger between Musk and Bezos?...
Ah yes, the early machinations of 'The Board.'
something about passing through the eye of a space needle . . .
There’s a vacation planet?!
I always get the impression that Richard Branson's teeth could reach out of his mouth like a goblin shark's.
Becoming a billionaire makes you ugly.
You’re in for a surprise, lads
Works as a Cashier at a Weed Dispensary. And vacations at 'Burning Man'... Thought these were settled questions......
Space exists so we can make and lay the local concrete all over other planets and moons. Ok, anything big enough to build a building or road on.
To get on good terms with God, Elon Musk have him a Tesla.
gotta outrun the world you destroyed
'All civilizations are destined for this path. They become either spacefaring or extinct. But, there are two things I don’t trust, billionaires and rats. And when rats get into space and trust me, those little fuckers will, we’re all screwed.”🐀 -Carl Sagan FakeRatQuote
Is that a photoshop or did Bezos really commit a fashion crime THAT severe?
Very good questions.
Let’s get them on a rocket to land on Venus! Would be an amazing accomplishment
IN OUR LIFETIMES....we need some serious exploration of the OCEANS!!! RIGHT HERE ON EARTH!!!! Let the kids who won't be born for 50-60 years worry about space!
Please no
If you spread out Elon's cosmetic procedures between all three of them, they'd all look mostly normal.
Sure. € £ ¥ $...
If I were God, I might vacation somewhere with a lot of tongue and groove construction. Just not a fan of nails, ya know?
When billionaires wanted to be gods. Twitter wasn't enough?
Dumb heads don’t know God doesn’t work,He creates. If it’s a frontier,where’s the important stuff like the cowboys and Indians and the saloons and prairie dogs and cattle rustlers and Captain Picard ?
Why do the photos look like the cast of villains in the next superhero movie?
Can’t we stop talking about these guys…gosh move on. We have stopped listening to NASA and listening to these guys amazing
Richard Branson looks like the 2nd or 3rd photo in the progression on the cover of one of those Animorph books
Dick Branson is a legit lizard-person.
Fairly sure that quote under Jeff Bezos was misattributed. Fairly certain Elon Musk said this more than few times in reality.
What else would it be
Well that was a shitshow😂 Only redeeming quality of that article is this quote. Truly resonates with my dreams and values.
Someone convince them it's actually the unknown depths of the ocean so we can drop them in the sea.
'In space they can't hear you not pay taxes'
Space is even Bigger than Billionaires. They are doomed
thesheetztweetz Do we have to have currency in space?🤔
thesheetztweetz In the multitude of interviews elonmusk has done, that's what you come up with? Hitler? 🤨
thesheetztweetz 'Space Yacht' 🤭
We've all seen the Elysium movie.. 😒
So they can literally piss on the world.
I'd contribute to that....the wealthy can't live by money alone
Wish elonmusk would fix the Alexa App for iPhone before going back into space
'Look, you guys, when you think about it, I'm already in space, and so are all of you.' - The Earth
Zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom Suddenly and we were on the moon Flyin' high in a neon sky, oh oh.... 🎶 Fat Larry has a lot to answer for.
Cause it’s the furthest they can get from the poors currently?
They have already tried caves and the ocean won here
Why not the water… FINISH what y’all started…
'We'll coup whoever we want to coup' -Elon Musk regarding mining for minerals with slave labor and destroying Indigenous/ animal habitats.
Tax haven.
sigma af
Isn't it enough that we have made the Earth messy?
And hopefully they all go there and leave us dafuq alone.
Now you're getting back that classic self-aware satire feeling.
'fuck the poors anyway'
Be like them! Sky is no more a limit!!
They wanna see how much cash they can stuff in a penis rocket ?
The real race is who can be the first to billboard their mug on the face of the moon
Space! The final frontier. These are the voyages of selfish billionaires who want to treat space like it's 6 Flags.
Because IRS dont have spaceships.
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