List slidesFor the best chance of pregnancy, men ideally shouldn’t wear any underwear at all during sex.Sperm Can Go Bad After It’s Been Released
Many men squeeze some lemon juice onto the tip of their penis in the erroneous belief it will help the sperm stay fresh and keep it from browning.Women Can’t Get Pregnant While MenstruatingThis is only true of children conceived through anal sex.Many couples struggle for years to work up the motivation to have sex.
There’s no proof this works, though it can be healthy to take some time to process the sin you’ve just committed.Before it’s ever in the penis, the fetus first starts in the testicles.
Actually, much like women, men also have a “ticking clock” and must reproduce while they’re still alive.Left Testicle Makes Girls; Right Testicle Makes BoysConception Can Only Occur If “Bull’s-Eye!” Is Yelled During EjaculationMales actually release thousands of sperm at a time, so accuracy isn’t very important.
Of course that is no way to increase the thickness of one's penis or its length! Even if afflicted with an illness of the Shudra viz obsessions & ideas of 'manhood' even if limp & passing urine most of the time!
He was like 'pulling out works' & 'condoms are for the weak'. Now my cousin has a 6yo kid
You gotta protect all 21 fingers!
Fun fact: You can have all the gay sex you want and never have to worry about anyone getting pregnant.
😂😂😂
Whenever a girlfriend tells me she's pregnant I let her know that's just a misconception.
They don't work if you wear them on your fingers
Fun fact, '21 condemns' is my street name.
The egg actually chooses the sperm and leaves out the losers
...but had sex 22 times? 🤣
So much Science..
😂
'I was so careful,' he ejaculated.
Are people still debating murder?
Lol.
That it can happen. ? Good answer? Yes?
we thought it was pee that was stored in the balls - it was the fetus that was stored in the balls the whole time.
true story: I was I believe a junior in high school when I still genuinely believed that the way women reached orgasm in sex was from the dude's load 'tickling' her inside I'll never forget some track teammates occasionally serenading me with 'tiiiickle tickle tickle...'🤦♂️🤣
Just the tip. I'll pull out. Abortion is good enough for my kids. Seriously ... they hurt if I don't have sex. I'll call you in the morning.
Title should be 'biggest misconceptions about conceptions' It was right there!
Pregnancy always begins with the mouth 👄 😂
If you finish on a thrust, a boy you must. Finish on a pull, that's a girl, you know...
This is a tip, that really sucks at all the levels.
you found how it works. that good for you
What is there to know? after a man pees in a lady's butt then a baby comes.
she wants me 😂
That they’re needed at all anymore?
Insane amount of advertising on that article..
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Is that we’d ever have it
'Pulling out and cumming on the stomach can magically spawn a baby.'
thank you for posting this at 4am
my biggest misconception is that i will have it again
Most nonsense, garlic.
You make me sad to think they cant relate to Pink Floyd.
Every zygote has its price…
Honey, daddy is broke. Don't come out.
Not until they become teenagers at which point it becomes anything new -- even a car!
And yet babies are born in debt the moment they come out of the womb.
Sounds like a far left liberal 😂
“Conceiving in the womb is the same thing as conceived in the wound”
Not even the females...?!!
Based fetuses
One of my good friends is black.
'Fetus begins to transition prior to birth' This fetus wanted the gender on the birth certificate to match their inner body.
Kids these days are so darn lazy!
Actually - you've more accurately described teenagers.
Hello Dr. The Onion I have been doing it in the butt a lot and still no baby please help
I understand GoldmanSachs has a team working on solving this.
Little MFs living rent free off their parents.
Money isn’t real.
Life begins at the conception of money.
what the fuck
This is absolutely true about men. Even if they don’t say it out loud. There are probably 20 more the Onion left out.
That they - and not the helpfulness to our species of genetic variety - have anything important to do with it? Or that they’re usually not thinking about fertilized eggs?
'Nutting on dem titties is reliable birth control.'
Men actually can reproduce after they’re dead. Sperm is viable for a short period of time after death.
You know it's going to be a boy, that pic of the sperm has a head.
“Is it possible to get my hand pregnant?”
Wait a minute are you allowed to even acknowledge that eggs and sperm exist! that just brings up all that science! we're not supposed to admit it is real anymore...
Sperm dont exist
The best way to make sure a woman gets pregnant is to make sure she sleeps upside down right after. This will aid the lazy sperm by giving them momentum.
I am dumber for clicking on this article. I said clicking not reading.
Republican politicians think it is women's fault.
right, I'm neither Dr. or nurse, but I am biotech, and am wondering (if you don't mind) what the fuck a screaming wreck like her has to tell me about reproduction? because if I was going to her lecture, my +1 would be a solicitor!
I have to admit that I didn't care to read this at all and I am guessing that your problem is complete horseshit. Take a shower and sleep. Go to work tomorrow. You will get no other advice.
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Didn’t read
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