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Biden’s Plans For His First 100 Days

Biden’s Plans For His First 100 Days

1/22/2021 9:00:00 PM

Biden’s Plans For His First 100 Days

Following his inauguration, speculation has turned to what President Joe Biden will do with his first 100 days in office. The Onion takes a deep dive into the first 100 days of the Biden administration.\n

The Oniontakes a deep dive into the first 100 days of the Biden administration.Day 1: Rejoin World Health Organization’s 5k Family Fun Run.Day 4: Return misprinted T-shirts that say “Build Back Butter.”Day 9: Repeal Obamacare.Day 18: Close old gun law loopholes to allow room for growth of new gun law loopholes.

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No pressure. Just what I thought ... blank empty noncence. And? Stay alive, don’t forget to change Depends, remember he’s the President. optimistic... First hundred days should be spent sterilizing The White House. The amount of sweat and piss stains left behind is just a biohazard. Probably cheaper to sell and move.

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