Bernie Sanders Launches $16 Trillion Climate Plan

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Bernie Sanders Launches $16 Trillion Climate Plan WhatDoYouThink?

Democratic 2020 contender Bernie Sanders announced the most expansive climate plan among the field, spending $16 trillion to decarbonize the economy by 2050 and allegedly creating 20 million jobs, although the plan does not include technologies such as nuclear power or carbon sequestration.

What do“How’s he going to pay for it? And don’t tell me to read the explanation of how he’s going to pay for it.”“$16 trillion? From what disproportionate military budget are we gonna get that kind of money?”“Jesus, when I said we should do something about climate change, I meant maybe a little more recycling.”

 

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Onion is pandering to Leninist zoomers again

johncusack

If we replace all the trees in our national forests with money tress that might work

I’d be cool with a $16 trillion climate plan, Idk about giving Bernie $16 trillion tho

cameron_kasky Money is Imaginary don't forget and Wall Street allows Uber to lose Billions on top of Billions every Quarter so who's zooming who?

Vibe

You're crazy. Everyone in the military is volunteers and pays from their own salaries and bank accounts to work. Getting the military to agree on anything and work cooperatively is VERY difficult as a result, since everyone has different goals.

Sell All the mats to the preppers.. they can store anything.. anytime and just yell, dorito.. dorito..dorito.. and they be there to complete their quest of salvation.. and honor returned.. they can return to the trees

dustinkensrue Like the articles writes: a pure fictional joke.

Sanders would have been laughed out of Washington DC 20+ years ago had the media ever bothered to not let him get away with talking absolute bullshit.

Ahhh, dats nuthin'... IF YOU ARE AN INSANE LUNATIC!

Just put in a second shift at the money printing press boom problem solved.

cameron_kasky Oh, that's easy - we sell the wall to Mexico so they can keep the gringos from invading.

sophiatwrites

If only we could harness all the hot air that Bernie's constantly spewing. Would solve all our problems.

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