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Met Gala Photos 2021: Red Carpet Arrivals
The Met Gala makes its dazzling return, offering a landscape of lavish red carpet looks we’ve come to expect on one of fashion’s biggest nights. Co-chairs of the evening are Timothée Ch…
Beachcomber-overer What the Trump weave looks like up close.
5 Miami Beach Officers Charged After Violent Arrests Of Black Men In HotelThe officers were filmed repeatedly kicking Dalonta Crudup in his head and striking Khalid Vaughn as he filmed the incident, the state attorney said.
5 Miami Beach Officers Charged After Violent Arrests Of Black Men In HotelThe officers were filmed repeatedly kicking Dalonta Crudup in his head and striking Khalid Vaughn as he filmed the incident, the state attorney said. Every single one of them present needs some type of disciplinary action. Every single one that used unnecessary force needs to be fired and charged with multiple crimes including mob action. Pathetic excuses for men. Police continue their brutality against people of color and the White population still cannot understand why people of color don’t trust the Police. FLORIDA!!! Where a Clown commits Fraud worth MILLIONS….and gets elected to the Senate LOL! Tells all you need to know about what’s wrong with America currently….!
Police Point Assault Rifles at Venice Beach Homeless, Got Call for Man with GunCop points assault rifle at homeless on Venice Beach in video. Well...........😶 TMZ are frauds. I guarantee every employee there would be quick to call the police if anyone got in their face or was creeping around their homes 🤡🤡 WOKE Homeless everywhere out there... Who's running that state and city😲😲
'It’s like high school dating': Beach volleyball partners are the best at breaking upThat awkward moment when the guy you dumped last week shows up with his new partner... and then blocks your spike. In beach volleyball, breakups and showdowns are just part of the game. good luck lupo, nicolai (italy) have been together since 2011
Miami Beach mayor: Gov. DeSantis 'decided he was going to politicize' pandemicMiami Beach Mayor Dan Gelber joined Stephanie Ruhle to discuss what his city is doing to tackle the spread of Covid-19 after Florida broke a previous record for current hospitalizations set before vaccines were available. He criticizes Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) for doing an 'about-face' in his handling of the pandemic. tchrisyank It’s almost like GovRonDeSantis is trying to kill Floridians. Like he’s in some kind of death cult or something. - checks notes - Oh right: he is a Republican. Death by DeSantis.
Head to the Beach in Style With Pink Floyd-Inspired TowelsYour next trip to the beach is going to look a lot groovier thanks to Slowtide’s latest collaboration with Pink Floyd. The high-end towel company’s capsule collection, which dropped tod… What even is this post?