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Stadium vendors give him a standing 'O'. Problem? “no big deal, and i always show up a few poinds over then hit my target by opening day. then when we are mathematically eliminated from the postseason i can get back to working on my offseason weight” Breaking: Scientists say hot dogs are now healthy for you. Enjoy. America!
Salma Hayek Responds to Botox Rumors On Instagram After a Fan Criticized Her SelfieSalma Hayek Just Clapped Back at an Instagram Follower Who Said She Had 'Too Much Botox'
'The Masked Singer': Who went home, clue packages and best fan theoriesOne Group B celebrity has already been revealed. NickCannon you can’t pretend to call out the elite when you have the same masters 🤨 I tried to watch this, and the kiddie outfits just make me cringe! This show is pointed toward maybe 10-16 yr olds..... This show was amazing!
'Animal Crossing' and 'DOOM' meet in bizarrely beautiful fan crossoverThanks to a shared release date, 'Animal Crossing: New Horizons' and 'DOOM Eternal' fans have made a wholesome and unlikely truce in the form of awesome art.
Tyra Banks | Fan SurveyWe're doing a fun, interactive video called 'The Official Tyra Banks Fan Survey' for Teen Vogue! Here's the thing: we need to know what YOU know about HER. We've created a survey just for her biggest fans. Please be honest! We will be calculating all the answers to present to her in our studio in NYC. Please feel free to share the link with all your friends that love Tyra too. LINK TO SHARE: https://forms.gle/VpoHnih27gpDFz9v9
Greg James missing saga continues as fan theories try to solve riddleGreg James has been missing since the BRITs on Tuesday night and is claiming that he is being held hostage somewhere, leaving fans a series of clues about his whereabouts He’s been found. Try to keep up.
Beatles Fan Wanted To Illuminate The Songwriting Homes Of Paul McCartney, John LennonThe UK’s National Trust is looking for a passionate fan to guide tourists interested in the childhood home of Beatle Paul McCartney and the nearby abode of John Lennon. The BBC reports that t…