'Awesome!' Onion Front Page T-Shirt

Catch all the food that misses your mouth with a shirt from The Onion Store.

11/25/2020 7:15:00 PM

Catch all the food that misses your mouth with a shirt from The Onion Store.

This t-shirt is everything you\u0026#39;ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It\u0026#39;s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. \r\n\r\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\r\n• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester\r\n• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\r\n• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\r\n• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester\r\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m2)\r\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\r\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\r\n• Side-seamed

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

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• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Read more: The Onion »

Democrats to take Senate as Ossoff wins runoff, CNN projects

The Democratic Party will take control of Congress for the first time in a decade, after Democrats the Rev. Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff won their Senate runoffs in Georgia, CNN projected Wednesday.

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