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The more text something has on it, the more people will say, 'That person definitely knows how to read.'

 

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Is this satire on satire or satire on fact?

coffee mugs are like bumper stickers for people

Bring back Crypty the Cryptosporidium gear.

I have the book that features that headline lol

No international shipping?! 😭

Oh that's awesome Do I need this?....... What does 'need' really mean anyway?...

hahaha Trime Tavelers from the future do that too!

New strategy for Lea Michele

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I don't necessarily agree with that statement about the virtues of over-abundant text. In fact, I would tend to favor the opposite concept, that of not writing down more words than the bare minimum required to establish an efficient communication or conveying relevant thoughts.

Is this what is referred to as 'mugging for the camera'?

I work hard not actually going out and doing what I do in my head and I know I'm doing a great job because everyone I killed in my head is still alive.

this is so cringe and lame

Why would someone need to prove they can read? Next you'll be telling me I should prove I'm not having a stenographer type my tweets for me. Ok go ahead and hit reply. No send it! Stop typing

I didn't know what was on the mugs for a second; thank you

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