luxury spaceship to hell — and buckle up, because we’ve officially reached the cruising altitude for anarchy.
As you’ll recall, Captain Clark — a fake captain with a fake accent and a real drinking problem — has been tasked with going out into actual space to stop the ship from spewing out all the human feces that’s there to protect the passengers from radiation poisoning. But even with Billie instructing him on what to do from the bridge — and even with a videoinstructing him on what to do from the exit door — Captain Clark doesn’t stand a chance of getting out there and solving this problem.
Unfortunately, that three and a half year projection hasn’t quite caught up with the Avenue 5’s marketing efforts, including the amazing videos of Matt that play all over the ship. While everyone is gathered to watch Captain Clark save the day, an outdated video of Matt announces the “halfway home party” to celebrate that their voyage has reached its halfway point which is, of course, not at all true. Or as Matt puts it: “Well, it was true when I said it — like a marriage vow!”, the party Mr.
And finally, that mob mentality we knew was coming is finally starting to form, and what better place for its birth than a party based on a lie that’s also serving to celebrate a man who’s stealing credit from a woman. Billie is slowly losing it over everyone congratulating Captain Clark over and over when she’s the one who “wrestled with space and won.” Mia is trying to hook up with Colin from the fake bridge crew, Doug is trying to stop them, and Spike is trying to turn it into a four-way.
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