Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
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Finally someone showing some common sense 😂 Super Bass-o-Matic 76. Wow...that’s terrific bass. Uh . . . To those of u complain about the fish being wrong fish go away! It's about the spirit of the situation haha who would guessed search for a body turn into memorable fishing trip? But no let's complain the fish isnt the right kind. I just SMASHES that heart button!
😂😂 A small price to pay for 🅱️ass They joined the force to get a sick profile pic, and they got one. That's all that matters People be talking about kidnapping, slavery and murder... I just wanna Fish!!! What would they have done if they’d found Nessie
Body of missing Notre Dame student found in lake on campusA missing University of Notre Dame student, Annrose Jerry, is believed to be in extreme danger. Depressing, people are sick. Our thoughts go out to the family and friends. Until the last word in that tweet I thought it was all good.
Too bad that's not a bass. That's a saltwater species.possibly a drum. Plausible 🙃 That is a hell of a fish! um, looks more like a walleye Officer Joe Corvitch was quoted as saying, “Well, hell just look at the size of that thing!” prompting the girl’s mother to faint. Doc_Shades Sometimes you are just perverse not profound.
That’d make a great profile pic exactly ...the fake news media
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Ig Bass probably ate girl so that’s evidence there. That bass don’t lie. Ain’t nothing else in that water. What does the size of her ass have anything to the search? JusticeForKaren!
Police find missing 13-year-old girl who 'willingly' got into someone's car and never made it to schoolAmberly Nicole Flores left her home in Pelham, Alabama, on Tuesday morning to walk to the school bus stop. But police say she never made it to school that day. Sigh of relief. Glad she was found safely She needs to be told as well other children need to be told about stranger danger and parents need to make sure their child is not alone waiting at the bus stop. It takes only seconds for your child to be gone. They need to be taught every day about this.🙏 What is wrong with the adults in this world, who take advantage and harm children? Let's pray for the leads and evidence to find her and the person that did this.
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Montana teen probably died from weather exposure, investigators sayThe Montana teenager whose body was found near where she went missing on New Year's Day most likely died of exposure, according to preliminary autopsy results. kids and their damn marijuana this is why it needs to be illegal! She’s hot Sad very sad 😔 😭😢
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