Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake

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Finally someone showing some common sense

😂

Super Bass-o-Matic 76. Wow...that’s terrific bass.

Uh . . .

To those of u complain about the fish being wrong fish go away! It's about the spirit of the situation haha who would guessed search for a body turn into memorable fishing trip? But no let's complain the fish isnt the right kind. I just SMASHES that heart button!

😂😂

A small price to pay for 🅱️ass

They joined the force to get a sick profile pic, and they got one. That's all that matters

People be talking about kidnapping, slavery and murder... I just wanna Fish!!!

What would they have done if they’d found Nessie

Too bad that's not a bass. That's a saltwater species.possibly a drum.

Plausible 🙃

That is a hell of a fish!

um, looks more like a walleye

Officer Joe Corvitch was quoted as saying, “Well, hell just look at the size of that thing!” prompting the girl’s mother to faint.

Doc_Shades

Sometimes you are just perverse not profound.

That’d make a great profile pic

Bass probably ate girl so that’s evidence there.

Ig

exactly ...the fake news media

What does the size of her ass have anything to the search? JusticeForKaren!

That bass don’t lie. Ain’t nothing else in that water.

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