When you strike it big as a children’s author, your life changes dramatically. The money starts pouring in, and then there are the awards, the fans, the TV deals. For a few years there, I was the hottest thing in the business. It was a dizzying high, and you better believe I took advantage of all the perks the lifestyle had to offer. At my peak, back when I selling millions and millions of books, I could have slept with any monster I wanted—werewolf, mummy, ghoul, you name it.
On a book tour, temptation is never far away. Maybe you’re at a big children’s literature conference and you get recognized in the hotel bar. Pretty soon someone sends a drink your way, you look up, and a scantily clad zombie lurches toward you. Her cold, decaying breasts peak through a threadbare blouse that’s nearly falling off, and though you’re tired from the road, you know there’s nothing in this world quite like a zombie going down on you until her jaw falls off.
But overall, my regrets are very few, and if I could do it all again, I’d still eat out that Sasquatch in the bathroom of the Nashville Barnes & Noble.Eventually, I realized all this excess was taking me away from the thing I love most: writing spooky stories for kids. I didn’t want to wind up like Stephen King, who back then was picking up every telekinetic prom queen and rabid St. Bernard he could find, taking them to a haunted hotel in the mountains, and fucking for days on end.
I barely even see anyone from those crazy old days anymore. The only exceptions are the spawn from that pack of demonic she-wolfs with whom I fathered several litters of cursed, half-human creature-lings. I’m so proud of those kids.
RL_Stine I think he meant step-mummies for legal purposes
RL_Stine This Tweet gave me Goosebumps.
RL_Stine cc: anthonydimieri
RL_Stine Talk about ruining childhoods!
RL_Stine He's just part of the entourage of his brother: Francis.N.Stine.
RL_Stine Ok
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