‘At Least Days Getting Longer,’ Squeaks Tiny Inner Voice Drowned Out By Rest Of Worries

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BOSTON—Stressing the importance of looking on the bright side despite how things might seem right now, a tiny, pathetic voice reportedly squeaked, “At least the days are getting longer,” Friday before being drowned out by the litany of worries and fears continually roaring within your mind. “Hey, there’s still some nice weather to look forward to, right?” said the pipsqueak inner monologue before being utterly obliterated by the maelstrom of doubts, anxieties, and uncertainty that swirl around at all times inside your skull, constantly drowning you in a nauseous sense of existential dread and self-doubt. “Buck up, ol’ pal—these rough times can’t last forever!” At press time, sources confirmed that the pitiful little voice had made one final peep of, “Keep on chugging, buddy,” before being swallowed whole by a vortex of unrelenting despair from which it will never emerge.

 

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How have you bugged my brain?

If I were an article headline:

Light outside, darkness inside...

I am already had a sad day now this. 😭😭

Good grief.

Always the positive side.

The days are getting longer but the temperatures are getting colder so what's the point?

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Aren’t the days still 23 hours 56 minutes and 4.09 seconds?

hehehe mtosterholm CIDRAP

I love the minutiae of this perspective!😛

growingwisdom

This was literally me today

Where's the lie?

rest of worries include being upset that humans cannot control the angle of earth's axis

Now you can be depressed a little bit longer each day.

'said the pipsqueak inner monologue before being utterly obliterated by the maelstrom of doubts, anxieties, and uncertainty that swirl around at all times inside your skull, constantly drowning you in a nauseous sense of existential dread and self-doubt' yeah

lol wojo4hitz

Beautiful intro.

I just said this today🤦

Ouch. That litany of tiny little voices cries out from the far northern cities of the USA. Also known as the “Just make it through February” mantra!

Damn this hits home with me! As someone who suffered from seasonal depression this a state of mind helping get through. Good news is that summer will be here in 5 months👊

“I’ve just recently spoken that sentence!”, mutters that voice even more sadly poignantly...

This is me.

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