Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

Guns, School, Education, Vol 56 Issue 07

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

Guns, School

2/18/2020

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

CHANCELLOR, SD—Walking carefully through each step so she would be prepared to act under pressure, armed teacher Melissa Wade rehearsed shooting the wall, a gunman, and three students Tuesday as part of an active shooter drill. “It’s sad our students have to live with the reality of school shootings, but I feel safer knowing that should the worst happen, I’ll be able to spray bullets into classroom and, fingers crossed, kill the right kid,” said Wade, as she aimed an unloaded firearm at various targets around the room as well as her students silently huddled in the corner farthest from the door. “I’m worried I’ll freeze up in the heat of the moment and forget to gun down anyone who runs past my doorway, but that’s where the training kicks in. First, I pull the gun from my desk, then I wave it around a bunch to keep everyone calm. Then I shoot out all the windows, blow a hole through my own hand, fire into the crowd of evacuating students, then drop the gun and run for my life once the chamber’s empty. And if all goes according to plan, at least one of the victims bleeding out on the linoleum when the police arrive is the gunman.” At press time, the active shooter drill concluded with the school security guard demonstrating how he will run up to the front door, suddenly retreat, dive into his car, and drive away.

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MalkavianZinnia Nightmare....!!! Corrupt politicians....!! FAKE NEWS! IF THIS REALLY HAPPENED, IT WOULD BE EVERYWHERE IN THE LIBERAL MEDIA! THEY LOVE USING DEAD KIDS TO MAKE A POLITICAL POINT INSTEAD OF JUST RESPECTFULLY OFFERING THEIR CONDOLENCES! Mohacked But why is her finger on the trigger I can't believe it took me this long to realize that the goal of arming teachers was not to give existing teachers guns, but to replace them with teachers who already have guns, and would teach more conservative values I don't think we realize how catastrophic that would've been

This is darrrrrrrrkkkk Hey Onion, it's gun person. On the positive side, only one of them was fatal What happened to Columbine a Dark Comedy play, presented by the middle school or Columbine on Ice, music ensemble by U.S. Senate! She's getting better. Before, she shot 5 students, and her parrot. Sounds like the gun is the problem. Maybe an AR-15 with a bump stock and extended clip would work better.

Van Jones Says Dwyane Wade Was Courageous for Supporting ZayaVan Jones supports Dwyane Wade's decision to support Zaya. He’s not courageous. He’s just a great dad. I get him. But is it courageous or is it being a parent? I give Wade all the credit for being there & supporting and accepting. But this is what every parent should do when their child comes to them with their truth. It’s 2020 if u dnt see it’s not a choice by now UR THE PROBLEM He look like 2pac

When an armed FEMALE teacher’s insurance covers ‘incidental’ damage to walls, gunmen & students whilst an armed MALE teacher’s insurance does not cover ‘intentional’ damage to female teachers or oneself: then belief is everything & insurance is not statistical but an act of faith cc. Well_Regulated_ Maybe the best Onion headline yet 😂

Better add Hollywood lines for each, like, It's been a blast... I'm giving you a B for bullet... The only thing that can stop school shootings is more guns. God I wish that was my teacher High School Stages Alternate Ending to 'Annie, Get Your Gun.' Smooth brained hicks are actually for this why don't all walls have guns

I think this literally happened in India.

Dwyane Wade calls daughter their family's leader, shares details of ESPN documentary.DwyaneWade on his daughter's gender identity: 'As parents, we put our hopes and we put our fears on our kids. And with Zaya, we decided to listen to her, and she's leading us along this journey.' DwyaneWade What can't postmodernity steal. DwyaneWade It's super rare to come across parents who will listen to their kids like this. DwyaneWade So f*cking woke.

Ok, this is funny/unfunny at the same time. Best served with Funions. Ya, because that’s normal Her more experienced colleagues add dropping the clip as they try to load it. A fairly advanced maneuver. But we got money last year to paint that wall...

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Dwyane Wade Says Zaya Grappled With Her Identity From Age of 3The athlete opened up about how Zaya told him the news, his own journey accepting the idea and being educated by his child. He handles the situation greatly because, at the end of the day, Zaya is still his child regardless of the situation. I can safely assure that I would accept the situation if it were one of my children.



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