Area Man Under Impression He Got Dressed Up

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PROVIDENCE, RI—Explaining that the dinner he would soon be having at an upscale restaurant required him to wear something a bit special, local man Kyle Finnegan was under the impression that he had just gotten dressed up, sources said Thursday. “It’s a really nice place, so I figured I should put on my best,” said…

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PROVIDENCE, RI—Explaining that the dinner he would soon be having at an upscale restaurant required him to wear something a bit special, local man Kyle Finnegan was under the impression that he had just gotten dressed up, sources said Thursday.

“It’s a really nice place, so I figured I should put on my best,” said Finnegan, who reportedly seemed to think he had made clothing and grooming choices that will be regarded as appropriate for the semi-formal occasion. “I don’t have to wear a tuxedo or anything, but at a place like this, you can’t just show up in the usual.” At press time, Finnegan appeared to believe that he may have even overdressed.

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I'm going through that right now, as we Twitter.

I told a first date I'd be wearing a dress, he said he'd have to step his game up, and he showed up in a lavender shirt, cream-coloured pants and brown oxfords

He needs an ill-fitting, unbuttoned vest.

The invisible tie is underrated.

Only a few food stains too 👍

And then bolted

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Area woman too. I was actually going to walk to walmart with my dog and was ready and I dont get dressed often and that plan got ruined but sounds and sirens says maybe for the good

Area Man Not Too Bright

It me.

Where I grew up some consider this their finest wedding outfit.

These are my good cargo shorts

No flip flops

Oops 🤭

Up is subjective

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