Area Man Proud He Can Still Fit Into Car From High School

NAPA, CA—Wiggling from side to side as he forcibly wedged his torso into the driver's seat of a 1992 Ford Festiva, local man Michael Kerson told reporters Friday he couldn't help but take a little pride in the fact that he could still fit into his car from high school.

"I had a hard time getting the belt fastened at first, but once I reclined the seat, tucked my gut under the steering wheel, and got the strap pulled up higher on my chest, I managed to do it," Kerson said as he shifted his weight to better fit the interior contours of the 5-foot-wide, 2,000-pound vehicle, adding that being able to get into the car in one try was more than he could say for most of his friends. "I have to suck in my stomach, but there's still room.

Tom Hanks.

Herring1967 Blimey, Stewart Lee let himself go.....

Just in time for the reunion

Lucky! I was so fat I growing up I got kicked out of my crib at 6 years old! :(

God bless you ! I can only imagine your struggles to make stories that seem crazy in the face of this world.

EliseBurkey

Dude, that Jim Anchower's car!

My high school car was recycled and became part of his high school car.

Is that John Gosselin?

Ford Festiva

I've seen this exact scenario and Scott barely fit in his car -- much like this photo. Also, yes, he was (and probably still is) an idiot. The Onion nails it yet again. Where that Pulitzer at?

but he can move fast if he needs to

I hate it when my high school car shrinks.

Was it on his bucket-seat list?

I don't blame him, That's a Ford Festiva

You said you wouldn't post that picture.

It’s the Area Man again.

then had to call the fire department to pull him out of the car

But can he still fit in a high school chair?

Best article in a long time

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