One wonders how the casting notice for this one was worded.
Oh oh god
Most def
at least a school faculty member
Lmao
True. But the big question is: What's his creepy fetish? Hidden dressing room cams, taking upskirts, free foot massages at the mall not using his hands?
e not a and an s.
GageHouston2
Joyce Byers boyfriend from season 2 of stranger things doesn't deserve this
Deep inside, aren't we all one?
i look at every onion article comment to find people who dont get the joke
Aren’t we all?
Hawkeye has really let himself go after the Snap
plz stop subtweeting me and my friend drunkcanesfan. Thanks.
He's kinda cute though
Fair call.
Dressing up like Tarzan and moving to the jungle doesn’t seem so bad
100%
yeah
Sean Aston didn’t do anything wrong guys.
nick_w91
🐓 👈 that's not a rooster that looks like a chicken 🤔
Sorry for that stock photo model/actor
Voted most likely to be shredded by a demigorgon because he didn't keep running. Damnit Bob! Why didn't you keep running?
I mean...look at him
RIP stock photo guy
Guy's just trying to make some money for his daughters surgery and everyone thinks he's a pedo
. His ears are very low so its likely
I believe it.
ok
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