Area Man Knows Nothing Good Ever Happens When Godzilla, King Kong Find Themselves In Same Movie

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LOS ANGELES—Calling the decision to reunite two super-powerful monsters a “recipe for disaster,” Los Angeles resident Patrick Underwood told reporters Monday that he knew nothing good ever happened when Godzilla and King Kong found themselves in the same movie. “I’m just saying, King Kong is a gigantic and destructive bloodthirsty gorilla, and Godzilla is a 984-foot-tall prehistoric sea monster—how in god’s name is this going to end well?” said Underwood, adding that the legendary beings had caused enough destruction to their respective cities while they were apart, so the last thing humanity needed was to do something stupid, like put them together. “Look, maybe one day King Kong and Godzilla could end up being friends, but right now, they seem to have some really bad blood. All I can hope for is that when they finally do meet, they aren’t in a crowded area where there are any humans or buildings around, and that Mothra, King Ghidora, and Rodan all stay away.” Underwood added that he assumed everyone learned their lesson after Batman v Superman, but apparently the harbinger just fell on deaf ears. \n

LOS ANGELES—Calling the decision to reunite two super-powerful monsters a “recipe for disaster,” Los Angeles resident Patrick Underwood told reporters Monday that he knew nothing good ever happened when Godzilla and King Kong found themselves in the same movie. “I’m just saying, King Kong is a gigantic and destructive bloodthirsty gorilla, and Godzilla is a 984-foot-

tall prehistoric sea monster—how in god’s name is this going to end well?” said Underwood, adding that the legendary beings had caused enough destruction to their respective cities while they were apart, so the last thing humanity needed was to do something stupid, like put them together. “Look, maybe one day King Kong and Godzilla could end up being friends, but right now, they seem to have some really bad blood.

 

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craggum it’s you!

Almost as bad as Harris and Biden

He’s right

The same can be said of any movie with both Emilio Estevez & Charlie Sheen.

Can't all our monsters just get along? This penis size thing has gone on long enough.

DavisYT_3113

I think the first time they found each other was in “63”

gujillerstan32

They should make one where Kong and Zilla just sit around taking bong rips and play Halo2.

You pukes make me giggle...

Area Man is actually pretty cool. I play chess with him on the weekends.

UrbanDrawsStuff This you?

Godzilla will win a fight when she breath fire over King Kong. Best option for Kong is to team up with Godzilla and destroy the city together.

hellscreso

cwyattlewis reidbtwntheline I am that man

A few substitutions and this a pretty good take on crossover episodes

Futurama did better!

That's what he thought, until they hooked up and pro-created.

Same with Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet

Counter argument:

What's wrong with his face?

I feel the same way about Kevin Hart and The Rock

Kino Kong

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