Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman

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ROCKFORD, IL—Casually rattling off details about her personal life and professional history, household sources confirmed Tuesday that area dad Shawn Garcia seems to know quite a bit about local television meteorologist Susanne Lepucki. “He keeps going on about how she wore that same red blouse last week, and I swear one time I heard him use her middle name,” said Garcia’s 16-year-old son, Malcolm, clarifying that his father usually changes the channel after Lepucki finishes her weather report on Rockford CBS affiliate WIFR. “He doesn’t really know any of the other anchors, but he definitely knows Susanne. He’s followed her from the 5 o’clock spot to the 6 o’clock. Apparently, she almost changed networks over a contract dispute last year, but it’s been resolved now.” At press time, the elder Garcia asked his son if he had considered applying to Northern Illinois University, noting that Susanne Lepucki earned her master of science degree over there and they evidently have some pretty good programs.

 

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Warm tropical front moving down lower half of dads waistline.

KarpALarp

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She gives him a warm front.

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My wife wonders why I follow so many Mexican weather women on Instagram.

Ah. A little too 'close' to my ex-boyfriend, if you know what I mean.

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And if you look over to the left you can see me receiving a tropical depression from this post

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'He's so sweet!' jessicafdztv

'What? Now I can't even watch the weather? I'm just trying to stay informed!'

His pants becomes a high pressure zone when she is on TV.

Man I wish my dad was around to teach me about weather women :(

'yknow son, back in my day we hosted a club called the 'sexy sexers''

. but I wonder why whoever he is is curious about this enchanting weather woman whoever she is

Isn’t this how Clint Eastwood met his ex-wife?

JovialSatan a little on the nose, JovialSatan

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When you have a pair of binoculars and steal her trash.....

Needs to watch the weather 5 x a day even though he lives in Arizona and has had the same weather everyday for 275 years.

I know someone like this.

Jane. Bunn.

Also Vanna White.

I feel like Local24Chelsea can relate.

Not like a stalk her in her bathroom or anything

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