NEW KENSINGTON, PA—Groaning and pounding his fists on the side of the couch as running back James Conner was tackled for a short two-yard gain, area dad Joseph Mitchem announced during Sunday’s Steelers game that he knew that play would never work. “Jesus Christ, how stupid can you be.
They run this fuckin’ play a hundred times a game!” said Mitchem, who claimed that you could see the second the screen pass left Ben Roethlisberger’s hand that the play was going nowhere, and that any idiot could call a better play. “I could see that call coming a mile away and so could the defense. This is a classic Steelers bullshit 2nd down call. When you’ve got [JuJu Smith-] Shuster out there you should be calling a damn pass every 2nd and long.
It’s the beeper king!
Sounds like Boston Sports 'fans' on Twitter. They'd run these four teams STR8 to Championships every year, if they had say.
CGerszewski Lol CGerszewski I thought this was going to be about a dad criticizing a community theatre production
Update: Race based ideology plays a part in area dad's opinion...
The view from his armchair is always the purest!
Area dad also frustrated that hometown team never runs creative plays like that.
Give him some razor shades and cargo shorts and he could be part of a pro-trump rally.
lmao thats me
Absolute Unit
That face, no that HEAD is an amalgamation of EVERY dad that knew that
If you can call plays from the booth, why not the couch?
Area dad could have gone pro if he hadn’t blown knee out senior year of high school and wasn’t shitty at ever position.
Sagely but not persuasive.
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for a secondI thought some did a live version of Thanos
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The part you're not focussing on is he wasn't wrong.
This IS my husband. And every other Steelers dad.
UrinatingTree Is this the yinzer?
Hey look, it's new Detroit Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell.
Hamlet?
“I told my wife before the show that the third graders wouldn’t bring it home in the final act”
Holy shit is this human Thanos
paIeblood you are now area dad
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