Annual Teeth Cleaning Reveals Three Previously Unnoticed Rows Of Teeth

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This needs to be on r/thanksihateit

And this is why I use the onion as my main news source

Finally! More room for cavities from excessive Squeeze Pop Suckage! bringbackhubbabubbasqueezepops

connerjamesshaw You when you finally went to the dentist

sharkboy

Vocal Teacher: and what's the difference between the hard and soft palate? Young Student: the hard palate is made of teeth. VT: what YS: what

Two more boats for my dentist.

TIHI

God this made me laugh which pissed off my cat slightly.

Are we sharks now?

Optical mirrored illusion 🤣

If this isn't a crime, it should be

coneheads

KoTrainTV

Not the first thing I wanted to see waking up 💀. Oddly wanna eat something crunchy now though.

“And they’re all shiny pearls!! Good job, kid!!”

i don’t need to see this bro

My aunt had this shit for real, and I have nightmares about having it myself because of that. Thanks for making me relive my trauma, Onion

I mean, I specifically told my dentist about my three previously unnoticed rows of teeth so that they may be cleaned but for some reason, they just didn't see them Some professional.

delete this

Lawyer? 😂

Think of all the money this guy is gonna make! 💰 💰

RioSculptures

Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home. Looks like papa laid his hat in some mighty peculiar places.

Uncomfortable. Unsettled. Disgusted... But intrigued.

Its to consume mass quantities

Ow! My tongue!

Reported

Bull you don’t not know you have three rows of teeth.

Check for gills, too. We may have a merman in our midsts.

TEETH

Lucky To Have So Many Backups.Even Elephants R Looking Sheepishly Around.They Have Two Sets Only..Beaten..Dentist Disappointed loosing a future client newyorker bbcworld cnni wsj cbc cbs guardian

*Trypophobics have left the group chat.*

uh-oh, now he’s really going to be on my ass about flossing

What the hell. This is criminal.

This is tripophobia. The fear of perforations in things

a tasty treat :)

Drump?

This is an actual medical condition! I can't google it rn, but I've seen pictures!

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