Annoying Coworker Keeps Sending After-Hours Emails That He's Trapped In Office Elevator

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SPARKS, MD—Growing increasingly irked by the inconsiderate behavior, employees at local advertising firm Valley Media were reportedly annoyed Friday that their coworker, Josh Goldberg, kept sending annoying after-hours emails about how he’s trapped in the office elevator. “It’s hard to enjoy my downtime when my phone keeps buzzing with messages outlining how Josh has been stuck in the elevator since Wednesday or whatever,” said employee Rita O’Toole, confirming that she had been forced to ignore over a dozen work-related emails, several Slack messages, and a voicemail begging for help. “I understand that this project of extricating himself from the small, windowless box in the downtown office is important to him, but it’s the last thing I feel like thinking about during the long weekend.” At press time, O’Toole was reportedly relieved the flurry of messages had stopped after Goldberg passed out from lack of oxygen.

 

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Mquinnn

Fool me once...

Overworking's a bitch.

Jokes on them I don’t check work email unless I’m at work. They can call my work cell if it’s an emergency.

This woulda been perfect for the Office ~ I could see Michael Scott doing this 😂😂

When you peak inside the elevator:

That’s just rude

Alexandrraa_H

What the fuck

disappointed in the screenshot, the headline clearly states after hours but the screenshot says 10-11am :/ get ur shit together onion!!! (or is that also part of the joke *sweats nervously*)

Dude they are not responding, take the hint Time to call (email?😂) 911? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Just saying 😂🤣😂

10 AM is after hours? Weekend?

Since when is 10 AM after hours?

Still less urgent-sounding subject lines than political fundraising emails, though.

Some people just seem to live at the office, others seem to never be at their desk. Then there's this guy.

Kids going to be Good

We irritating 😂👉👈

Since when is 11am after hours

I have 3 of these people, they never stop!

Thank you this is a good end of day laugh.

I would definitely leave Jeffrey Goldberg stuck in the elevator.

when you pushing the wrong buttons

👊🏻❤️

😂😂😂😂😂

This hit a little too close to home for some it seems...

(me trapped alone in an elevator) Looks like I'll have to resort to cannibalism

This him?

jgiggleberg

What's really weird.. it's a single story building.. 😏

How is 10-11:45 an after work hours? 😝

No respect for boundaries.

Hey I had something like this happen to me once at like midnight.

Once I close outlook its not getting opened till the next day. I'll be sure to send my thoughts and prayers though

“That He Trapped”

JeffreyGoldberg u ok

Those are work hours! C'mon give the dude a break someone should help him!

I feel like this is my actual life

MjrPersist Could do a country/western song on Rita O’Toole in a his piece.:

JonahDispatch

Dude has an elevator in his house? No sympathy for billionaires.

Hello. I’m in your monitor. *knock knock* Hello. Can you let me out. 🤣😂🤣😂😂

What's really weird - it's a single-story building..

Not my problem

After-hours!? It's 10am! Do you work for a strip-club?

Work-Life balance Will open Monday

What a drama queen.

Please file a support ticket and well get back to you within 3-5 business days.

On a Friday? Rude.

ANeilan How is that annoying it looks like he was trapped in there for an hour and 45 minutes thats just plain scary!

Probably can't change the copier toner either. Or fix a paper jam. Worthless

goldbergkc 😂

Probably cc'd everyone too. Idiot.

At least wait until during work hours, jeez man

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