Andrew Yang Picking Up A Few Souvenirs On Way Back Home From New York Visit

NEW YORK—Flipping through a rack of NYPD T-shirts at a gift shop, former mayoral candidate Andrew Yang told reporters Wednesday that he was picking up a few souvenirs on his way back home from his New York trip. “So far I’ve got an ‘I heart NY’ mug and a New York license plate keychain with my name on it,” said Yang, explaining that he wanted something to take home that reminded him of all the fun he had touring the five boroughs and hanging out with the locals.

“The wife and kids had a blast too, so I’m going to get them those miniature snow globes with the Empire State Building in them. Honestly, this was just the short escape I needed, but it’ll be nice to be back home and away from the chaos of the big city with a few mementos from our time here. I wish I could bring back a slice of pizza, but that probably won’t travel well on the plane.

You know what- some of the racist shit I’ve seen from New York makes me question a lot about the United States in general. So it isn’t just your satirical blog posts.

Change your name from TheOnion to theShallot lol basic af

Now do one for Hillary Clinton who moved to NY just to run for Senator. I don't recall anyone questioning her 'new yorkness' or her 'americanness'. Never understood why people follow The Onion...it's not even funny and apparently is now racist. 🙄

I guess a lot of people still find racism funny

OrangeFreddyG

He tire of those fix skylines when the people need to build from foundation up too the sky right... copperhead223

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

lolll

Get the Statue of Liberty whose boobs light up. Classy.

How long before he announces his gubernatorial bid?

He will pick up a miniature Bunker Hill and tell his techbros in San Francisco all about it... guaranteed.

Get in, bitch. We’re going to a bodega.

the man lost me when he began his presidential campaign by running against circumcision, how he ever hoped to become mayor of the city with the largest jewish population in the world, just speaks to his continued insanity

He had tickets to see Hamilton on Broadway, but was asked to leave when he had tried to challenge both the actors playing Hamilton and Jefferson regarding the Freedom Dividend.

😁

It’s chilly in the shade.

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It might be funny if he wasn’t actually from New York. Try again onion

carlquintanilla That is his voter base.

DAMN that's a hard hit

where's schlatt

Seen wearing a Mets hat and Yankees jersey and muttering to himself about just loving those local Giants that absolutely play in New York. 'I look forward to eating at my local bodego and that deep-dish New York pizza is the best!'

lmao

He listens to Jay-Z tho

But you know what he won't be bringing back? Sprinkles... because sprinkles are for winners.

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Haha racist tropes so funny….

Didn't we already do this? Is our short-term memory THAT damaged? Do better, Onion.

This is genuinely one of the funniest jokes I’ve seen so far and it has so many layers too.

LMAO

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