‘And The Crowd Heads For The Exit!’ Yells Child Dribbling Out Clock In Imaginary 19-Point NBA Finals Victory

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PARSONS, KS—Inbounding the ball to himself after intentionally fouling himself for the third straight possession, local child Owen Cooper reportedly yelled, “The crowd heads for the exit” Wednesday while dribbling out the clock during an imaginary 19-point NBA Finals blowout. “NBA finals, everything on the line—he stalls, he stalls, the fans are checking their cell phones!” shouted Cooper to himself as he dribbled in place in his driveway before sitting down to imagine a 90-second TV timeout. “The starters have left the floor! He’s intentionally fouled again with 1:21 remaining! He makes both free throws to push the lead to 21. The Lakers are on their way to a 3-1 series!” At press time, Cooper had been called inside by his mother with 22 seconds remaining in the imaginary game because it was getting too dark out.\n

straight possession, local child Owen Cooper reportedly yelled,” Wednesday while dribbling out the clock during an imaginary 19-point NBA Fhe stalls, he stalls, the fans are checking their cell phones!” shouted Cooper to himself as he dribbled in place in his driveway before sitting down to imagine a 90-second TV timeout.

“The starters have left the floor! He’s intentionally fouled again with 1:21 remaining! He makes both free throws to push the lead to 21. The Lakers are on their way to a 3-1 series!” At press time, Cooper had been called inside by his mother with 22 seconds remaining in the imaginary game because it was getting too dark out.

 

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I hope those imaginary people were social distancing!

Brilliant

Boom goes the dynamite. 😒

Patrick Beverly be like:

Tez would do shit like this. Sometimes he won blowouts and sometimes he couldn’t get it done and went back inside all pissed off

On the road, no less.

thetournament Me in the driveway

thetournament thetournament has an inside man working for the onion confirmed

😊 i got the feels on this one

If you're not shooting a game winning shot at the end of every imagined basketball game, are you even doing it right?

surprisingly wholesome

Lol this kid practices the QB kneel during football season.

Hypothetical GOAT

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