‘And Don’t Screenshot This If I End Up Dying From Covid’ Finishes Anti-Vaxxer Social Media Rant

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One persons rant is another persons hobby HermanCainAward

F this is amazing. Thank you so much!

Me: *screenshots anyway and removes his last sentence with editing*

Survivors will look back on this stuff and say 'you youngsters have it so good nowadays with these wimpy new viruses'

how many has it been now?

Can we see the 'Jeez, I hope I don't get any of those side effects people are talking about' status updates from one of the 6200 Americans that have died from vaccine-related complications? So we can mock some more dead? chinavirus hypocrisy BidensAmerica

More likely to be struck by lightening than die of Covid if 40 or under

Dark, but true. Happens time and time again.

They gouge you on your medical insurance. They stiff you on your home owners insurance. They rake you on your auto insurance. And all the time, they make record profits and fat bonuses. Don't you think it is time to make a stand? Let's make 12/1/21 NationalCancelMyInsuranceDay.

lol

When there’s a waste, there’s a woke.

It was then promptly screenshotted.

LMAOOOOO

Another one bites the dust...

Satire so good it’s real

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